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  • According to Dante..

    Test your impurity, find out which level of Dante's hell you will be spending eternity in.


    ok guys this is a.. *survey* to say the least.. to calculate which level of Hell yo belong in.. HAHA.. its not that long.. it may seem like it.. but just do it.. here is what i got..

    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
    How do you hurt a masochist?
    -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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    Second Level of Hell

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    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

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    • #3
      I should let you guys know, these results are actually **or should be** somewhat scary... cause they do referenc from the bible, thoug no specific quotes can be related.. but.. dont take this as a complete joke..
      How do you hurt a masochist?
      -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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      • #4
        oooooooooo! I'm scared now! I'm on the second floor of hell! waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa








        p-leeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase

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        • #5
          First Level of Hell - Limbo
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          You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

          Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

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          • #6
            Wow....gevo is closer to Heaven than Socrates and Aristotle?

            lol, Christians are so full of themselves.

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            • #7
              Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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              Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


              god damn== I was hoping for the highest level but ehhh I'll work my way up the man in charge.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Baron Dants
                Wow....gevo is closer to Heaven than Socrates and Aristotle?

                lol, Christians are so full of themselves.
                What was so special about Socrates and Aristotle? All the ancient philosophers were full of crap.

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                • #9
                  Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

                  Could be worse I suppose.

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                  • #10
                    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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                    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

                    Oh well.

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