According to Dante..

[HyeJinx1984]

What was so special about Socrates and Aristotle? All the ancient philosophers were full of crap.

Well... not really, but everyone is entitled to their opinion. As far as quality of character of those two, I don't know though...

It's been a while since I've read The Comedia, but if I remmeber correctly if you were Christian you still wouldn't be spared hell.. you had to be a catholic right?

In any case, this survey reminds me of how frustratingly judgemental the rest of the world is to other people's life styles.

"Do you enjoy violent games and movies" right, that makes me horrible human being I bet... "Have you ever engaged in oral or anal sex?" Oooooo... burn me now why don't you, I've recieved head, I'm obviously satan's spawn... never mind the fact I coach my brother's little league team and regularly donate to the salvation army. Get outta here you goofy catholics... *boots the survey*

[violette829]

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.



*This sucks*

[sSsflamesSs]

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Awww goodie! An internet test told me I'm on my way to Heaven. Yippieeee!

[dusken]

Phuck all of the levels of hell.

[sSsflamesSs]

Why, because you're Satan's bed buddy?

[patlajan]

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Awww goodie! An internet test told me I'm on my way to Heaven. Yippieeee!

That's because you lied on the questions ! You're going to hell like the rest of us. Nice try.

[sSsflamesSs]

That's because you lied on the questions ! You're going to hell like the rest of us. Nice try.

Whatever helps you cope with the pain dear . Go 6th Level Go!

[patlajan]

Whatever helps you cope with the pain dear . Go 6th Level Go!

Oh yeah you don't laugh at other people's misery at all. I think you better go back and change your answer to THAT question.

[sSsflamesSs]

Oh yeah you don't laugh at other people's misery at all. I think you better go back and change your answer to THAT question.

Who said I answered "No" ? Despite that, I came out on top (no lame pun intended).

[jilbagh]

according to the big aristotle...cannnn youuuu digggg itttt?