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    input your wisdom.. i just got this in my email..
    [QUOTE]

    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously
    for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he
    decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;
    it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

    He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all
    grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey
    realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's
    amazement he quieted down.

    A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was
    astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the
    donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

    As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the
    animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,
    everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of
    the well and happily trotted off!

    Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
    getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
    our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just
    by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

    Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

    1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

    2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

    3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

    4. Give more.

    5. Expect less

    NOW --------

    Enough of that crap . . .

    The donkey later came back and bit the farmer who had
    tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer
    eventually died in agony from septic shock.

    MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

    When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass,
    it always comes back to bite you.[\QUOTE]
    How do you hurt a masochist?
    -By leaving him alone.Forever.

  • #2
    My Five Rules To Be Marginally Satisfied.

    1 Eat alot.
    2 Use lots of toilet paper.
    3 Burn trees!
    4 Expect the mailman
    5 Never use a condom
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3
      Use lots of toilet paper... i couldnt agree with you more this must have been pointed out!!! lol
      How do you hurt a masochist?
      -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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      • #4
        As I was reading the story it kept reminding me of that Alliyah song, that never stopped playing on the radio, "Dust yourself off and try again" Although when the ending came and the "Moral" was revieled, It reminded me of that saying "What goes around, comes around"

        My point, the "Moral" and the "plot" of the story is OLD and already understood.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DvlzAdvocate
          As I was reading the story it kept reminding me of that Alliyah song, that never stopped playing on the radio, "Dust yourself off and try again" Although when the ending came and the "Moral" was revieled, It reminded me of that saying "What goes around, comes around"

          My point, the "Moral" and the "plot" of the story is OLD and already understood.
          lol.. ok well gee mis Advocate.. im sry for that.. but you can put in some of your wisdom as well if youd like.. hence the title "input your wisdom"..

          Lets just say the story was a different way of explaining the simple moral and plot. eh...
          How do you hurt a masochist?
          -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by gevo
            lol.. ok well gee mis Advocate.. im sry for that.. but you can put in some of your wisdom as well if youd like.. hence the title "input your wisdom"..

            Lets just say the story was a different way of explaining the simple moral and plot. eh...

            Call it what you will, Whatever tickles your pickle!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DvlzAdvocate
              Call it what you will, Whatever tickles your pickle!
              sure thing
              How do you hurt a masochist?
              -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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