Horoscope?

[Genuine_Stud]

APRIL:
Active and dynamic.
Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention.
Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous.
Loving and caring. Suave and generous.
Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others.
Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their luver can see.


About 95 % accurate. The only things I disagree on are:
1) Sickness usually of the head and chest.
2) Loves attention.

Other than that, yup... that's pretty much me.

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

96.9% accurate about mois!

...but ppl u must think this, whatever it says doesnt mean necessarily to be true. Each zodiac has some features and only few feature to urself-not all of them.

[anileve]

Well, that explains why you're drawn to ME.

That's actually very interesting. I get along with Aries women very well, but Aries men annoy me and are usually drawn to me rather than the other way around. They almost always have some sort of mental defects.

Gemenis, Sags of both genders I get along with exceptionally well. With Leos I do to, but at times we butt heads.

Seapahn I hope you've noticed this one. How can you not believe horoscopes from now on?

July: Prone to having stomach and dieting problems.

[Inna]

Mine is 99% accurate...but then again I agreed to just about 90% of all the other months other than September

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

Did u know that the most extreme zodiac is SAGITTARIUS!!!!!!
yes we WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN.

[Lover Boy]

Hi all
If the portrait is qute good.
What about events in life,and the situetion of a peson.
Like can they know if some is good with hes Family or not<Or how is hes general life.

[ExtraHye]

Lets see how accurate this is!!!

Aries
The Ram
Aries people get things started.
They are a yang/masculine cardinal fire sign.
The ruling planet: MARS
Gem: Diamond, Ruby, Carnelian
Key Phrase: I am and I Act
Glyph: The Ram's Head
Part of Body: Head and Face
Colors: Crimson Red, Ruby, True Blue and White
House: First
Flower: Geranium
Aries Keywords:
Impatience, Initiative, Daring, Blut, Innovative, Assertive, Energetic, independent, Abrasive, Rash, Careless, Belligerent, Courage, Drive, Talent, Enterprise, Heartiness, Conquest, Naivete, Ostentation, Excess, Domination, Willfillness, Initiative

Taurus
If you were born between
April 19 and May 20
of any year...
You are a...
TAURUS
THE CONSERVATIONIST
and THE COLLECTOR
Element: Earth
Quality: Fixed
Polarity: Yin/Feminine
Ruling Planet: Venus
Key Phrase: I Have
Stones: Emerald & Sapphire
Animal: The Bull (Cattle)
Rules, Throat, Neck, Tonsils
Color: Green
House: Second
Flower: Violet

Keywords:
Prosperity, Loving, Languor, Sensuous, Lazy, Enduring, Stubborn, Ardor, Determination, Patience, Predhudice, Steadfast, Gluttony, Practical, Stable, Greed, Unmovable, Sensible, Calm, Covetous, Unyielding, Jealousy, Unshakable, Rigid, Resistant

Gemini
If you were born between
May 20 to June 21
of any year, you are a...
GEMINI
The Sign of "The Twins"

Element: Air
Quality: Mutuable
Polarity: Yang/ Masculine
Ruling Planet: Mercury
Phrase: I Think
Colors: Silver, Light Green,Yellow, Orange
Glyph: The Twins
Animal: Birds, Flying Insects, Monkey
Body: Hands, arms, shoulders, lungs
House: Third
Gemstone: Tourmaline
Flower: Lily of the Valley
MERCURIAL and VERSATILE
Keywords:
Quick-Witted, Curious, Clever, Flexibility, Dexterity, Performance, Duplicity, Impatience, Glibness, Self-Deception, Distracted, Prankster, Duality, Gossip, Uncertainity, Indeciveness, Inconstancy, Articulate, Percetive, Fickle, Intelligence, Airy, Rational

Cancer
If you were born between
June 21 and July 22
(Often: 6/22-7/23)
of any year...
You are a...
CANCER
Keyword: Receptivity

Element: Water
Quality: Cardinal
Polarity: Yin/ Feminine
Planet Ruler: The Moon
Key Phase: I Feel
Gem: Pearl and Moonstone
Body: Stomach, Breasts
House: 4th
Flower: Larkspur
Color: Silver, Pearl, Violet, Lavender
Animal: Crustaceans, Cows, Chicken
Keywords:
Intuitive, Imagination, Insight, Fertile, Imaginative, Nurturing, Tenacity, Distrustful, Cautious, Defensive, Avarice, Irritability, Domestic, Affection, Smothering, Responsive, Patriotic, Caring, Possessive, Moodiness, Manipulative, Brooding, Hypersensitivity, Evasive, Despondency, Home-Loving, Changeable, Safety, Security, Comfort, Traditionalist

Leo
If your were born between
July 22 and August 23
(Sometimes: 7/24-8/23)
of any year...
You are a
LEO
Keyword: Magnetism
Element: Fire
Quality: Fixed
Polarity: Yang/Masculine
Ruler: The Sun
Key Phrase: I Will or I Play
Glyph: The Lion's Tail
House: 5th
Flower: Sunflower, Marigold
Gemstone: Ruby or Topaz
Body Part: Heart, Sides and Upper back
Color: Gold, Scarlet, Sunny Yellow, Orange
Animal: Lions, Large Cats
Keywords:
Powerful, Nobility, Benevolent, Loyalty, Regal, Vigorous, Honorable, Dramatic, Egocentric, Arrogance, Tyranny, Pompous, Insolent, Self-Satisfaction, Domineering, Warmth, Philanthropy, Protection, Selfish, Dictorial, Promiscuity, Immodesty, Vanity, Bravery, Courage, Adoration, Adulation, Dignity

Virgo
If your were born between
August 22-September 22
(Sometimes: 8/24-9/23)
You are a
VIRGO
Keyword: The Virgin
Element: Earth
Quality: Mutable
Polarity: Yin/ Feminine
Ruler: Mercury
Glyph: Greek Symbol For Containment
Key Phrase: I Analyze or "You're not doing it right!"
House: 6th
Body: Abdomen, Intestines, Gall Bladder
Animal: Domesticated Animal
Gem: Sapphire, Green or White Jade
Color: Green, White, Pearl Gray, Silver, Navy, Taupe
Flower: Pansy
Keywords:
Lucidity, Discrimination, Precision, Efficiency, Courtesy, Intolerant, Skeptical, Nit-Picking, Snobbery, Perspicacious, Meticulous, Practicality, Crankiness, Reserve, Service, Decorum, Practicality, Tedious, Persnickety, Hypochondria, Negativity, Fretful, Intolerance, Conscientious, Helpful, Gentility, Logical

Libra
If you were born between
September 22 and October 23
(Sometimes: 9/24-10/23)
You are a
LIBRA
The Balance Scales
Element: Air
Quality: Cardinal
Polarity: Yang/Masculine
Planet: Venus
Key Phrase: I balance or I Relate
Gem: Opal
Flower: Rose
Glyph: Scales of Justice, Setting Sun
Body: Kidneys, Lower Back, Appendix
Animal: Birds with Huge Bright Plummage
House: 7th
Colors: Rose, Pink, Light blue, Pastels
Keywords:
Harmony, Refinement, Impartiality, Justice, Aesthetics, Charm, Grace, Inconsiderate, Unreliable, Liar, Conceited, Indecisive, Quarrelsome, Manipulation, Procrastinate, Self-Indulgence, Gentility, Equilibrium, Talkativeness, Idealism, Affable, Argumentative, Hypercritical, Fair-minded, Diplomatic, Artistic, Negotiator, Ambiguous

Scorpio
If your were born between
October 23-November 22
(Sometimes 10/24-11/22)
You are a
SCORPIO
The Scorpion
Element: Water
Quality: Fixed
Polarity: Yin/Feminine
Planet: Pluto and Mars
Glyph: The Scorpion's Tail
Key Phrase: I Create or I Investigate
Gem: Topaz or Bloodstone
Body: The Reproductive System and Rectum
Colors: Black, Blood Red, Burgandy, Wine
House: 8th
Animal: Reptiles, Scorpion, The Mythical "Phoenix"
Flower: Chrysanthemum
Keywords:
Intensity, Dedication, Sovereignty, Magnetism, Regeneration, Incisive, Creativity, Transformation, Inspiration, Destructiveness, Extremist, Sadism, Mercilousness, Fanaticism, Jealousy, Obsessiveness, Lascivious, Impassioned, Sensuality, Sexuality, Suspicion, Intransigence, Revenge, Discipline, Perception, Tenderness

Sagittarius
If you were born between
November 22 and December 21
(Sometimes 11/23 to 12/21)
You are a
Sagittarius
The Archer
Element: Fire
Quality: Mutuable
Polarity: Yang/Masculine
Planet: Jupiter
House: 9th
Key Phrase: I understand or I know where you are coming from
Glyph: Archer's Arrow
Body: Hips. Thighs, Sciatic Nerve
Animal: Fleet-Footed Animals, Centaur and Unicorn
Color: Autumn Colors, Purple, Turquoise
Gem: Turquoise, Lapis Lazuli
Flower: Narcissus
Keywords:
Cheerfulness, Optimism, Openhandedness, Philosophical, Solicitude, Scholarly, Charitable, Foolhardy, Vacilliation, Carelessness, Bigoted, Self-Righteous, Blunt, Bad-Manners, Dogmatic, Adventurous, Jovial, Broad-Minded, Condescending, Recklessness, Inconsiderate, Contradiction, Valor, Honor, Reason, Wisdom

Capricorn
If you were born between
December 21 to January 20
(Sometimes 12/22-1/20)
You are a
CAPRICORN
The Mountain Goat
Element: Earth
Quality: Cardinal
Polarity: Yin/Feminine
Planet: Saturn
Key Phrase: I Use, I Deserve Better & I Build
House: 10th
Gem: Garnet, Diamond and Onyx
Glyph: Head of Goat and Knees
Body: Skeleton, Knees, Teeth, Skin
Colors: Forest Green, Indigo and Brown
Animal: Goats and Thick Shelled Animals
Flower: Carnation
Keywords:
Structure, Resolve, Ambition, Discipline, Wisdom, Strong-Willed, Controlling, Rigidity, Miserly, Stiffness, Clumsiness, Pretense, Lonliness, Patient, Conscientious, Responsible, Generosity, Sensible, Self-doubt, Repression, Fearful, Machiavellian, Thrifty, Severe, Epicureanism, Superiority, Dependability, Bossy, Competitive, Self-Confident, Achievement, Sentimental, Tension, Melancholia

Aquarius
If you were born between
January 21-February 19
Of Any Year
You are an
AQUARIUS
The Water Bearer
Element: Air
Quality: Fixed
Polarity: Yang/Masculine
Planet: Uranus
House: 11th
Key Phrase: I Know and I'm Just Curious
Body: Ankles, Circulation, Lower Legs
Glyph: Energy Currents
Animal: Exotic Birds
Gem: Amethyst, Azurite/Malachite
Color: Electric, Iridescent or Cobalt Blue, Silver Gray
Flower: Orchid
Keywords:
Vision, Originality, Creativity, Unconventionalism, Humanitarian, Charity, Self-Reliance, Subversive, Eccentricity, Extremist, Neurosis, Separateness, Aloofness, Tolerance, Independence, Disobedience, Undirected, Ingeniuous, Congenial, Friendly, Cruelty, Individuality, Liberal, Deviant, Thooughtlessness, Rebellion, Reform, Futuristic, Altruism, Universal, Cool, Evolutionary, Trend-setter, Autonomy, Other-Oriented, Caring, Crusader, Samaritan, Detachment, Brilliance

Pisces
If you were born between
February 19-March 20
(Sometimes 2/21-3/20)
your are a
PISCES
The Fish
Element: Water
Quality: Mutuable
Polarity: Yin/Feminine
Planet: Neptune
House: 12th
Color: Violet. Emerald or Sea Green, White, Yellow, Pink
Phrase: I Believe and Which way are we going?
Animal: Fish, Sea Mammals
Glyph: Two Fish in opposite direction
Body: Feet, Lymphatic System
Gem: Aquamarine, Emerald and Amethyst
Flower: Lily Flower
Keywords:
Vision, Originality, Imagination, Flexibility, Transcendence, Idealism, Empathy, Charity, Escapist, Codependence, Gullible, Diffidence, Lack of Will, Unconsciousness, Confusion, Mysticism, Forgiving, Psychic, Perception, Creativity, Fearfulness, Addiction, Compatibility, Spirituality, Awareness, Rage, Indecision, Victimization, Vision, Sensitivity, Self-Pity, Susceptible, Lovliness, Artistic, Humble, Modest, Irresistible

[hyebruin]

Did u know that the most extreme zodiac is SAGITTARIUS!!!!!!
yes we WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN.

HAHA!!!! it's all about the fire element yesssss!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lover Boy]

I just wanted to rectificate that not every year the people born in the date u get be the same sun sign...Bcoz the zodiac changes every year.
And we should never consider the sun sign alone..there is the whole Zodiac..
C ya

[Siggie]

oh c'mon people!

You can also give people water from a garden hose in a water tasting setting and tell them its some amazonian bullxxxx expensive water and they tell you "wow... its so much better", " I can really taste the difference with this one". They're all from the same fawkin tap.

People are way too gullible.
You only think of the instances that fit your belief. What about ALL the people who this stuff is wrong for?
Thought is biased! Yes, even yours.