I propose....

[Nerwen Telemnar]

...we be kiddy and start off with one of those "pick-up-where-you-left-off" stories.


So, the other day, I walked into an Armenian deli...I asked the man at the counter where I could find good quality beaver fur... to my surprise, I heard some guy behind me answer....so, I turned around to see who it was..and lo and behold... (fill in here)

[TVAdict710]

Billy Mays! he tried to sell me some oxi clean, but i declined. i said i only had greasy stains, and as the words left my mouth, a smile crept upon his face as he slowly and dramatically removed a bottle of Orange Glo from his back pocket. He said...

[Anonymouse]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOD DRIIIIIIESSSSS OUT....but now you get a WHOPPING FIVE POUND xxxx IN THE EYE!

[Anonymouse]

oops, and then he....

[TVAdict710]

busted a nut in anonymouse's eye, and showed the true cleaning power when orange glo and oxi clean were combined together. when all of a sudden...

[Anonymouse]

...until Anonymouse shoved his fissed inside tvaddicts ass and turned him inside out and he became black, and then anonymouse decided to turn this story into a three word story game and said....

[Anonymouse]

tvaddict is effeminate...

[Anonymouse]

...and he likes...

[Anonymouse]

fried donkey intestines...

[Andromida806]

Scratch my butt !!!!!!