What Did You Eat for Breakfast?

[Deviance]

Most that say morning sex rocked had a wad of genital hairs to eat for breakfast. Although I do recommend this fine dish and cup of SHUT THE xxxx UP in your morning diets.

[loseyourname]

I try to get as much xxxxx in my diet as I possibly can. Does that bother you, Anakin?

By the way, I had 12 taquitos, a chocolate fudge bar and a bowl of strawberry swirl ice cream today.

[spiral]

Didn't you have some sort of stomach problem?...

[Anonymouse]

I try to get as much xxxxx in my diet as I possibly can. Does that bother you, Anakin?

By the way, I had 12 taquitos, a chocolate fudge bar and a bowl of strawberry swirl ice cream today.

You are obviously lying. You are making up false claims to make yourself look good in your very own breakfast thread.

On a side note, I had eggs and a grilled cheese sandwich.

[spiral]

I juiced a carrot and an apple, and I drank it.

[Anonymouse]

I juiced a carrot and an apple, and I drank it.

I do not care. I am not envious.

[SagGal]

How does eating "...12 taquitos, a chocolate fudge bar and a bowl of strawberry swirl ice cream..." make a person look good? Besides, he didn't say for breakfast.

As for me, I had a turkey sandwich with tea for breakfast today. Well, more like lunch. I slept late.

[Anonymouse]

I missed you SagGal!

[spiral]

why don't you ever miss me?!

[sleuth]

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