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[Emil]

Your therapist is in on it too!

Yikes, you are a mess. I think you're beyond help.

[Emil]

Anon,

For you: http://www.bundyology.com/nomaam.html

http://www.angelfire.com/il2/cyberlair/NOMAAM.html

[violette829]

Emil...I'm gonna kick your ass!
Just as I click on that thing, my boss walks into my office..LOL I'm trying to exit out, and it's multiplying!!!!! He looks at my monitor and goes, "So, this is what I'm paying you for..." LMAO Then I tell him to kiss my ass! But, if I get fired, I'm gonna hunt you down.

[Genuine_Stud]

This is a great site

More like "This is a great site to piss you off"

Dammit.... I will never look at happy faces the same way again.

[ckBejug]

These school officials and parents have no sense of humor...

Otherwise known as a damn good prank.

[Anonymouse]

WHO IS JUSHI!!?!?!?!



Well, god dammit, she's another stupid aspiring "performance artist" trying to "make it big" in the already swollen ranks of untalented dumbasses who randomly throw crap together and generally act pretentious in an effort to become "artists". You might find me mean and harsh with my take on this Jushi person so lets let her explain it.

Often outlandish yet believable, Jushi has been described by reviewer Joe Del Priore in the Hudson Current as possessing "a voice somewhere between Carol Channing and Betty Boop with body language Gumby would envy." His review concluded with a thought that may well reflect the reactions of many who have experienced her performances: "She makes you want to sit down and create something."

Wow, come to think of it, I would really like to meet someone who has the body language that Gumby would envy.

[SagGal]

This is a great site

OK, I didn't know why people were complaining about this site, so I removed my pop up blocker and the black'n white smilies attacked my monitor! Thank God for "Ctrl, Alt" "Delete"

Well, here's a better site. click me

[leo007]

Check this site out: www.ugoff.com


"Ugoff is hungry!!!!"

[Anonymouse]

http://www.captaineuro.com/

Apparently the European Union felt the need to market their Euro and created the worst superhero since that kid on Captain Planet who has the "heart" power. Captain Euro. He supports free trade! I sure want to exchange all my American Dollars for Euros now! Thanks Captain Euro!

[Anonymouse]

Stupid Link Of The Day

Just when you thought life couldn't get any more exciting, let me introduce you to Stephen M., who by far is a marvel and a God among men. Of course, some would claim he is a delusional neurotic or just plain stupid, but in his defense, I'll let him speak.

Last September I went alone on a canoe trip. On the very first day my canoe turned over in a rapid and I lost some of my equipment in the water. Fortunately, I managed to save my camping gear and my food. But I lost all my spare clothes. So I knew I would have to wear the same outfit for the rest of the trip.

Six days later, I was finally back home. The first thing I wanted to do was to change clothes and take a shower. But when I took off my sweater, to my amazement, I could see something sticking out of my belly button! I couldn’t believe it: something was growing in there!

I immediately grabbed my camera, went outside and began taking shots. Then I proceeded to carefully remove the seedling from my belly button: I could now see it was actually rooted in some fuzz! Now, I can understand how some belly button lint could have accumulated over a week. But what are the chances for a seed to get its way in there, germinate and then grow so fast? I’ve never heard of anything like that in my whole life! Well, I guess that seed found everything it needed in my belly button: lint as a growth medium, moisture from sweat and splashes, warmth from my body heat, and some sunlight throught my loosely knit sweater. I kept the seedling afterwards in a mini bouquet vase. I watered the rootball everyday. It nevertheless died a few days later.

Apparently this idiot decided it would be a good idea to grow a plant in his belly button lint and try to pass it off as "happenstance". Did I mention that he's from Canada?