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I Love Scientology!!!!

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    I Love Scientology!!!!

    Not really. The only thing that makes my nipples hard are re-runs of Colombo, but other than that, I'm not crazy about this crap called Scientology. Any of you that live in Hollyweed, as I do, know that this is one big playground for Scientology, sort of like their museum grounds as they have buildings spread all over Hollywood, like poisonous mushrooms. Anyway, last week I was on Hollyweed Blvd not too far from my pad here, I came across what looked like a hobo, but could just easily have been an aging hippie who was having a yard sale and I saw the Scientology Handbook for 5 bucks! Anyway I had looked at some pics and it was phucking funny, some of the shyt these oafs adhere to. So I thought "What the heck, lemme buy it and make the hobo five bucks richer, while simultanously making me 5 bucks poorer". If I learned anything in economics, the reason rich people are rich is because they save. I guess I'm not rich.

    Anyway, for those of you unfamiliar with this crap called Scientology, they are a modern cult founded by this really smart business man named L. Ron Hubbard who was an idiot on all accounts, and basically uttered a hodge podge of bullshyt and called it religion. Luckily for us, there are books that summarize and reduce his madness to a laffable level. Follow this link and it will provide you with all you will need to know about Hubbard and his cult. http://www.xenu.net/

    Anyway, I have scanned some pictures from this handbook for your enjoyment.

    Okay so what I flinched, it's not like I bought this shirt it was your boyfriends. Can I please have my sandwich now?



    Hey buddy don't yell, you got a nice mustache. You win, I'm not arguing, I won't rear end you again (literally and figuratively).



    I don't understand this. Maybe someone can explain how this means anything other than what it really means.



    Yep, this is one full exercise you should practice alot of times a day.

    Achkerov kute.
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    This means that if you hammer your thumb, do it again and again until eventually you no longer feel pain. Such wisdom!



    This is unbearable!

    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3
      ROFLMAO dude!!! That's some hillarity right there.
      this post = teh win.

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      • #4
        that is hillerious. lol...

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        • #5
          What the hell is going on? Was one of those scenarios suggesting that responding to anger with boredom makes the anger go away? If that’s how this guy handled his angry customers it is no wonder he was a failure.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Seapahn
            ROFLMAO dude!!! That's some hillarity right there.
            Become curious about that!
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #7
              Below are pictured two phags that are demonstrating that if you put your hand on some device, and remove it, and do this several times and you will learn how to use it.

              Achkerov kute.

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              • #8
                hey yes i live right next to those weirdos ive never understood why or what the hell they do-- they look at you all weird and crap... they freak the living *** outta me dude...and when you ask you never get a direct answer. Me and a friend are planning on doing some investigative work in that field one day-- im sooo curious!.. but im kinda scared of trying anything with those peoples... lol

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                • #9
                  i heard that the only reason why they cal l it a church/ religion is because of taxes, they don't have to pay or some cra**l ike that but as far as i know theses people do some funny business and i am not liking it... whats weird is that i live around one of the buildings- and they run around like little mice- from once place to another- and do nothing- they just walk around-- and look at you strangely...

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                  • #10
                    I will touch the chair. I might even touch your crotch, but NOT the table god dammit!

                    Achkerov kute.

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