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Not really. The only thing that makes my nipples hard are re-runs of Colombo, but other than that, I'm not crazy about this crap called Scientology. Any of you that live in Hollyweed, as I do, know that this is one big playground for Scientology, sort of like their museum grounds as they have buildings spread all over Hollywood, like poisonous mushrooms. Anyway, last week I was on Hollyweed Blvd not too far from my pad here, I came across what looked like a hobo, but could just easily have been an aging hippie who was having a yard sale and I saw the Scientology Handbook for 5 bucks! Anyway I had looked at some pics and it was phucking funny, some of the shyt these oafs adhere to. So I thought "What the heck, lemme buy it and make the hobo five bucks richer, while simultanously making me 5 bucks poorer". If I learned anything in economics, the reason rich people are rich is because they save. I guess I'm not rich.
Anyway, for those of you unfamiliar with this crap called Scientology, they are a modern cult founded by this really smart business man named L. Ron Hubbard who was an idiot on all accounts, and basically uttered a hodge podge of bullshyt and called it religion. Luckily for us, there are books that summarize and reduce his madness to a laffable level. Follow this link and it will provide you with all you will need to know about Hubbard and his cult. http://www.xenu.net/
Anyway, I have scanned some pictures from this handbook for your enjoyment.
Okay so what I flinched, it's not like I bought this shirt it was your boyfriends. Can I please have my sandwich now?
Hey buddy don't yell, you got a nice mustache. You win, I'm not arguing, I won't rear end you again (literally and figuratively).
I don't understand this. Maybe someone can explain how this means anything other than what it really means.
Yep, this is one full exercise you should practice alot of times a day.
Anyway, for those of you unfamiliar with this crap called Scientology, they are a modern cult founded by this really smart business man named L. Ron Hubbard who was an idiot on all accounts, and basically uttered a hodge podge of bullshyt and called it religion. Luckily for us, there are books that summarize and reduce his madness to a laffable level. Follow this link and it will provide you with all you will need to know about Hubbard and his cult. http://www.xenu.net/
Anyway, I have scanned some pictures from this handbook for your enjoyment.
Okay so what I flinched, it's not like I bought this shirt it was your boyfriends. Can I please have my sandwich now?
Hey buddy don't yell, you got a nice mustache. You win, I'm not arguing, I won't rear end you again (literally and figuratively).
I don't understand this. Maybe someone can explain how this means anything other than what it really means.
Yep, this is one full exercise you should practice alot of times a day.
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