Walrus Facts

[hyebruin]

they look like old mariachi band players! minus the hat!! ..it's the long white tusks...akin of moustache!

[hyebruin]

poor mouse, i know i know! we're ruining your thread with all these silly posts! ....

[SagGal]

Walruses eh? Someone was VERY bored tonight hu?

[Anonymouse]

Walrus' have been around for a long time. It has been hard for them to co-exist with man. They have always faced second-class status and discrimination, and there still hasn't been equality achieved, so Walrus' and humans can be equal. Occasionally Walrus' have made breakthroughs in human society, providing entertainment and laffs for the humanoids. Such was the case of Wally Walrus who made a quick appearance in Woody Woodpecker, only to disappear into non-existence aftwards.



Some Walrus' even made it to the point of becoming stuffed animals ( moving closer to their goal of equality ), and providing a nice warm and snug feeling for when one of the boys or girls slept and mastirbated with them in between their legs.



And in many sad cases, the poor Walrus that was captured by the evil humans was put into carbonite like they did to Han Solo in Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back.

[SagGal]

Much better than your lame drawings.

[Anonymouse]

I miss the Walruses.

[TomServo]

Quit necroposting.

[ddd]

A walrus has the second largest phallus of any mammal on earth.

[Anonymouse]

A walrus has the second largest phallus of any mammal on earth.

Truly made for impregnating.

[bell-the-cat]

Diet: A Walrus' favorite foods are clams, fish, and seals. Walruses will also feed on the souls of humans that are unfortunate enough to be caught swimming in Walrus territory.

No oysters then?