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Haiku Personals

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  • Haiku Personals

    Haiku Personals:

    Come to me my prince
    I await our first meeting
    Polyhymnia

    Single gal in dorm
    seeks conversation and an
    orgasm from you

    call me up tonight
    meeting into each other
    would you please free me?

    Gorilla and frog
    blank eyes and plastic bodies
    Looking for real men

  • #2
    I call this one "Critique"...

    Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
    Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
    Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb


    *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

    "Thank you."

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    • #3
      Green leaves falling
      Sun is shining
      Hot sex with a goat
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #4
        only mouse would think of that hahahah

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        • #5
          Only Mouse would think that is a Haiku.

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          • #6
            Curly haired vixen
            Seeks intelligent man-friend
            To show her good times

            Found a man to have
            To hold and kiss forever
            Who needs personals?

            The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Anonymouse
              Green leaves falling
              Sun is shining
              Hot sex with a goat
              This is not Haiku
              Numbers are all incorrect
              You lose game over
              The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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              • #8
                whats "haiku personals"?

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                • #9
                  I am sorry but
                  I cannot get over the
                  Hot sex with a goat

                  <--- those are tears of intense laughter

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