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Chicks who think they're tough

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    I'm a club promoter in Los Angeles and usually spend 3 to 4 nights a week in my club. Usually it's a cool scene, but sometimes there are trouble makers. We have bouncers that control things , but they can't see everything and sometimes I end up dealing with something myself.
    This one night I noticed this guy with a bloody nose and this chick who had punched him was cursing him. I went over to find out what happened and the chick was saying this guy was groping the girl she was with and so on.

    I said, "Look, we,ve got a strict rule on this shi*. You fight, you're out. Your'e welcome to come back in the future, but tonight you're out."

    The chick exploded when she heard this. "I guess it's ok for a women to be assaulted in this club. I guess we should stand around and do nothing. "

    "What you're supposed to do is get a bouncer ...", I said but she interrupted me in mid sentence. "My friend was getting her ass grabbed. I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kown Do. I use restraint, but I won't allow anyone to attack my friends."

    "Wait a minute", I said, "if you used restraint, why is this guy standing here with a broken nose?" This really pissed her off. "You asshol*", she said, "I told you 3 fuc*ing times he assaulted my friend". At this point both of these xxxxxes were up in my face cursing and calling me names.

    "Alright ladies", I said, "it's time to go."
    "I want to talk to your boss", she responded.
    "I am the boss around here. I'm in charge and you're leaving."
    "You better call up your boss because if you touch me I'll break you nose too."

    This was a mistake. I don't like being threatened. First I turned to the guy with a bloody nose. "Go tell them that I sent you over for a free drink. You get to stay. How do you 2 like them apples?" He walked off with a smile on his face and the TKD xxxxx was furious.

    "He stays we stay mother fu*ke*!" With that I grabbed her by the arm to escort her out and she punched me in the mouth hard enough to bust my lip up. Now I don't train martial arts as much as I use too, but I take my steroids and hit the weights hard core. I tackled this xxxxx like a linebacker and I thought about pounding her out like I would a man, but I was a gentleman and didn't throw a punch. Instead I put a vicious head lock and started choking the xxxxx hard. "Want to play with men b*tch?" I whispered in her ear. "No matter how hard you train in Tae Kwon Do you will never be able to live in my world."

    By this time the bouncers had arrived and I let them have the chick. When she got her wind back and the bouncers picked her up, she started cursing me again. I just grinned at her because we both knew she had learned a lesson. There are some men a karate chick can mess with and there are some they can't.

  • #2
    No offense, but all those chicks need to get mauled by tigers.
    Achkerov kute.


    • #3
      haha, interesting predicament

      but it's not nice to hit girls! :x amott :shock:

      I think those body-builder chics are really intimidating, and ugly.


      • #4
        Hey spiral are you a chick? What's your name on ac?
        Achkerov kute.


        • #5
          I don't have a name on AC


          • #6
            Lucia Rijker, former world kickboxing champion would kick alot of ass, even with one arm tied behind her back. She ain't ugly either.


            • #7
              Oh believe me I've experimented with Muy's not all its cracked up to be. Stand up strikers are always susceptible to grapplers with the leg kids, etc.

              Simple technique to kick her ass. She kicks you grab the leg, go for a take down and pound her for a submission. Or you can run in and get the takedown. Either way.
              Achkerov kute.


              • #8
                HAHAHAHAHAHHAA nice job!


                • #9
                  isn't muy thai a drink? and by the way, i like ur story clubbin.


                  • #10
                    too many broads think because they have punani, the world is handed to them on a platter.

                    i wouldn't have been so nice with her.

                    xxxx her and her dumbass attitude.

                    anyone who starts violence, should expect it in return!