... tell them you're Armenian! See, it's like the entire city (or atleast the suburbs) of Chicago is just one big group of white skaters.. and they all absolutely love System of a Down. The minute you say you're Armenian, they equate you with System and start asking you questions about everything. And the closer you tie yourself to system the better... for example, they flipped when they found out I grew up in North Hollywood, same place they did... if you really wanna get personal groupies, tell them you went to the same private Armenian school as them. It's great man.

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