Article: Strange Activity and the Dutch

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Proposed Dutch law would ban unsolicited toe-licking.

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For some reason I pictured a society with people walking around saying things like "May I shake your hand to greet you?" or "May I put my hand on your shoulder as a sign of casual acceptance?" or "May I pat you on the back as I walk away to show you that I like you as a human being?"... et cetera.

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Well, this is surely bad news for anyone who is into toe licking, and/or toe counting.

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Toe-licking is wonderful.

[Anonymouse]

Yes, I'm sure it is. You must definitely try, camel toe licking.

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Yes, I'm sure it is. You must definitely try, camel toe licking.

I am not a fan of the flavor of fabric. I prefer to peel the fruit beforehand.

[Anonymouse]

Rumor has it that the reason the Mayans disappeareed was becase their traditions of toe licking eventually were forgotten.

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Mayan descendant in his Temple

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