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  • #61
    Originally posted by sSsflamesSs
    Hahaha, I'm kidding, dear bruin.

    Let us have 'em poop stories!
    well! you asked for it! here's another one! called 'fecal vomiting'...it happens when you have severe constipation and intestinal obstruction, and haven't had a BM in a very long time! start feeling nauteous from all that toxin piling up in your intestine with no outlet! and it causes upset stomach! and when the person vomits......(sorry to gross anyone out! but this stuff does happen!)......the regurgitated material smells like feces!
    yukkk! i know!

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    • #62
      Originally posted by hyebruin
      well! you asked for it! here's another one! called 'fecal vomiting'...it happens when you have severe constipation and intestinal obstruction, and haven't had a BM in a very long time! start feeling nauteous from all that toxin piling up in your intestine with no outlet! and it causes upset stomach! and when the person vomits......(sorry to gross anyone out! but this stuff does happen!)......the regurgitated material smells like feces!
      yukkk! i know!
      Ouch! K, people. Eat lots of raspberries so that this wont happen.

      You know you're in trouble when you vomit s h i t.

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      • #63
        When your parents come to visit you "just to bring you your favorite food."

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        • #64
          Originally posted by hyebruin
          well! you asked for it! here's another one! called 'fecal vomiting'...it happens when you have severe constipation and intestinal obstruction, and haven't had a BM in a very long time! start feeling nauteous from all that toxin piling up in your intestine with no outlet! and it causes upset stomach! and when the person vomits......(sorry to gross anyone out! but this stuff does happen!)......the regurgitated material smells like feces!
          yukkk! i know!

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Emil
            You know you're in trouble when your parents see this in the morning:

            ok i have been trying not to say this but.. ofcourse this isnt real, those prints have no movement to them, its one time set... and iv never heard of sex where noone is moving .. haha
            How do you hurt a masochist?
            -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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            • #66
              You guys are killing the poor picture! Just let it be! LAUGH!


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              • #67
                i allready laughed at it ... time to criticise !!!!!!
                How do you hurt a masochist?
                -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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                • #68
                  You know you're in trouble when your picture starts to appear on billboards and picket signs around the world.





                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #69
                    haha, very cute! what does that second one (billboard) say?

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                    • #70
                      Oh my...lol.
                      Originally posted by hyebruin
                      haha, very cute! what does that second one (billboard) say?
                      It says, "Complain."..........I think.
                      I see...

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