Ridiculous ice breakers

[Genuine_Stud]

I just make a loud sigh... like "hmmnnn huh" , and after a brief moment look up at the sky and say, "Isn't the weather service supposed to paint the sky sometime soon." and throw a smile.

[Anonymouse]

I just make a loud sigh... like "hmmnnn huh" , and after a brief moment look up at the sky and say, "Isn't the weather service supposed to paint the sky sometime soon." and throw a smile.

If I were in the group and you said that, I would give you a wedgie to further break the ice.

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

Where I go, the ice is already broken so I just help to melt the ice and make it water.

But in some other occasion I always ask people's names more than once that cracks the ice, later i ask what school do they go and what job they do, how much money they make a year, then the ice explodes and voilas, the ice broke.

[Genuine_Stud]

If I were in the group and you said that, I would give you a wedgie to further break the ice.

Uhhmmmm ..... ok.......You just stick to teaching my squirrel on how to roll the joint.

[hyebruin]

i don't give a rat's a$$ to be honest!
if the people are sooo uptight! i'd just leave! usually those type of people who like to sit around and just stare and throw up their eyebrows think i'm weird anyways for having a high energy level! ~~ i gravitate towards FUN energetic people~~ so those 'ice lovers' can just chill some more while i have my fun

[patlajan]

Uhhmmmm ..... ok.......You just stick to teaching my squirrel on how to roll the joint.

With comments like "when are they gonna paint the sky" me thinks you can roll your own joint.

[Genuine_Stud]

With comments like "when are they gonna paint the sky" me thinks you can roll your own joint.

But see how it's working.... you remembered the out-of-the-blue comment.

That's the point, to throw them off so they can take their head out of their a$$es.

As far as my take on it.... I agree with hyebruin on this one.

[sleuth]

I'd say *I have ESP and i can read your minds* and walk away....

[ckBejug]

When we're talking about where/when people are born, I mention that I was born on a plane. It seems to get everyone talking at once.

[violette829]

"Hey, what's that on your face?"

"Where?"

"Right here..(proceed to lick your finger and try to wipe it off)....Oh there, I got it....OOH I had garlic today..here, smell my finger..."


**This always works for me**