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I smoked for 1 year before I quit, and I do not like smoking ever since my revolutionary ways. It is for losers of course ( no offense ) that have given in to capitalistic urges. At the time, I thought it was cool, but now I think it is utter crap. Ever kissed a girl right after her cigarette? It made me want to vomit not only the Jumbo Jack and the Oreo Milkshake from Jack-In-The-Box, I had eaten earlier, but also some of my intestines, since now they had been touched with that nasty touch of smoke.
The main thing is that smokers smell like ass. Their houses smell, their clothes smell, their breath smells. Everything about them smells like an old ashtray. Talk to anyone who lives and/or works in a smoking environment and they'll tell you smokers stink.
Ahhh but wait, smoking is cool. It allows even the most laziest ugly ducklings to have some style to their lives. Everyone smokes differently so everyone cultivates their smoking style differently. As a smoker when I stood outside, looking cool and smoking, I notice I held the cigarette in between my index finger and middle finger, while the very cool and hip guy next to me, smokes with the cigarette between his index finger and his thumb, and he is macho lookin and he even frowns as he smokes and has a mean look, a possible cue to chicks that he is a genuine bad ass.
In the end, the message that smoking conveys is that that we don't give a damn and we aren't afraid of dying and we are cool rebels, which is a powerful attraction for people in an age of neurosis.
EVIL BOY WITH JAMES DEAN LEATHER JACKET AND SLICKED BACK HAIR: "Hey Berha, want to go out tonight and party? I've got three cigarettes!"
BERTHA: "No thanks, smoking isn't cool!"
EVIL BOY WITH JAMES DEAN LEATHER JACKET AND SLICKED BACK HAIR: "Okay, your loss!"
(Later that night)
BERTHA: (Arriving home to greet her parents in the living room) "Hi mom, hi dad! I just came back from the library where I filled my mind with wonder and knowledge!"
MOM: "Bertha, we have some bad news for you."
DAD: "You know that evil boy who always wore the jean jacket? Well he died tonight. He smoked a cigarette and his lungs jumped out of his chest and strangled him to death."
BERTHA: "Oh no!!!" (Begins to cry)
MOM: "Don't shed tears for him, Bertha, he's already dead. No, seriously, he's already dead."
BERTHA: (Happy again) "Let's go eat ice cream!" (Family exits room. Some guy in a huge furry chimpanzee suit enters)
CHIMPANZEE SUIT MAN: "Hey kids! Next time somebody asks you to smoke, tell them that smoking's groadie to the max! Instead of lighting up, why not ride a bike or learn how to cook? Listen to the rules, smoking is for fools!" (Casio keyboard "rap" preset patch plays in background.)
The main thing is that smokers smell like ass. Their houses smell, their clothes smell, their breath smells. Everything about them smells like an old ashtray. Talk to anyone who lives and/or works in a smoking environment and they'll tell you smokers stink.
Ahhh but wait, smoking is cool. It allows even the most laziest ugly ducklings to have some style to their lives. Everyone smokes differently so everyone cultivates their smoking style differently. As a smoker when I stood outside, looking cool and smoking, I notice I held the cigarette in between my index finger and middle finger, while the very cool and hip guy next to me, smokes with the cigarette between his index finger and his thumb, and he is macho lookin and he even frowns as he smokes and has a mean look, a possible cue to chicks that he is a genuine bad ass.
In the end, the message that smoking conveys is that that we don't give a damn and we aren't afraid of dying and we are cool rebels, which is a powerful attraction for people in an age of neurosis.
EVIL BOY WITH JAMES DEAN LEATHER JACKET AND SLICKED BACK HAIR: "Hey Berha, want to go out tonight and party? I've got three cigarettes!"
BERTHA: "No thanks, smoking isn't cool!"
EVIL BOY WITH JAMES DEAN LEATHER JACKET AND SLICKED BACK HAIR: "Okay, your loss!"
(Later that night)
BERTHA: (Arriving home to greet her parents in the living room) "Hi mom, hi dad! I just came back from the library where I filled my mind with wonder and knowledge!"
MOM: "Bertha, we have some bad news for you."
DAD: "You know that evil boy who always wore the jean jacket? Well he died tonight. He smoked a cigarette and his lungs jumped out of his chest and strangled him to death."
BERTHA: "Oh no!!!" (Begins to cry)
MOM: "Don't shed tears for him, Bertha, he's already dead. No, seriously, he's already dead."
BERTHA: (Happy again) "Let's go eat ice cream!" (Family exits room. Some guy in a huge furry chimpanzee suit enters)
CHIMPANZEE SUIT MAN: "Hey kids! Next time somebody asks you to smoke, tell them that smoking's groadie to the max! Instead of lighting up, why not ride a bike or learn how to cook? Listen to the rules, smoking is for fools!" (Casio keyboard "rap" preset patch plays in background.)
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