The Wonderful Allure Of Doorknobs!

[gevo]

how about dorknob orgy?.. der voghormia is a stretch.. buuut i see where it comes from... lol..

[Harut82]

[Harut82]

Here is an interesting door know I found.

[patlajan]

Here is an interesting door know I found.

Sorry to change topics but europeans blending art with architecture annoys the hell out of me. They can't build tall buildings so they mess with the door knobs and add silly visual effects.

There's a building in Prague that has a brass statue of a guy hanging from a pole on top of it. For a second it looks like it's a person about to fall off the roof. Very annoying. I'll dig up a picture of it for you guys.

[Harut82]

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."

[SagGal]

Looking at those doorknobs makes me want to spray lysol on them.

[Anonymouse]

Looking at those doorknobs makes me want to spray lysol on them.

I prefer Mr. Clean.