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Five Random Questions 2: This time it's personal

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  • Five Random Questions 2: This time it's personal

    1) If you could be part of any intergalactic alien tribe... which of their political parties would you side with?

    2) If you were an android, what information would you spend the most amount of time downloading into your data base?

    2.5) If any state could become it's own country... which state should it be and why?

    3) When on hoppin' off the freedom, do you see Ninjas, Ewoks, sheep or other?

    4) Black guy, a white guy, an italian girl, persian guy, an asian chick, a russian chick and YOU go out to lunch. Where do you go and who pays the bill?

    5) If someone knocks on your door, and you answer it, and the first thing you see is a midget wearing a clown suit, what do you do?
    Last edited by HyeJinx1984; 09-27-2004, 02:51 PM.
    "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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    1) If you could be part of any intergalactic alien tribe... which of their political parties would you side with?

    What are the choices? If they were at war, I'd side with whoever was more likely to win.

    2) If you were an android, what information would you spend the most amount of time downloading into your data base?

    Robot porn.

    3) When on hoppin' off the freedom, do you see Ninjas, Ewoks, sheep or other?

    Robot porn.

    4) Black guy, a white guy, an italian girl, persian guy, an asian chick, a russian chick and YOU go out to lunch. Where do you go and who pays the bill?

    Persian dude pays the bill. We go to a sports bar. Me and the russian chick sit at a separate table.

    5) If someone knocks on your door, and you answer it, and the first thing you see is a midget wearing a clown suit, what do you do?

    Kick him. I've always wanted to see how much torque I could generate on a guy whose head is at the same level as my hips.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by loseyourname
      1) If you could be part of any intergalactic alien tribe... which of their political parties would you side with?

      What are the choices?
      The choices are the inhabitants of the planet Spira:

      The Xenastians - Engineers and scientists, they are responsible for most of the technological advances on planet Spira. They are all for free enterprise and have a strong foreign policy involving trade with other planets.

      The Miffiolites - Peaceful group of pink furred forest dwellers with an affinity towards good food and finely brewed alchohol. They have very little political leanings, but are generally conservative on most issues.

      The E'ma - Wielders of light magic living on the shores of Honatoom. Possibly the most liberal group on the planet, they're all about expanding one's mind.

      The Ziera - War hungry tiger-like savages that are a constant threat to the Miffiolites way of life. Their political policy: XXXX EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!

      The Refans - Technologically advanced off worlders who have settled on Spira and now consider it their home. They are sympathetic towards immigration issues and have a strong relationship with the Xenastians

      The Decendants of Mien Cha - A minority living on an island of Eastern Spira that believe they are the children of the anicent alien god of water. They have a relatively pacafist culture... but mess with them and the go nuts.

      So there. Damn.... that was a lot of "coming up with bullxxxx at once"...
      Last edited by HyeJinx1984; 09-27-2004, 03:09 PM.
      "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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      • #4
        Miffiolites sound good to me. Camping with good food and good beer always makes for a good day.

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        • #5


          "Lately, there's been a lot of 5 questions. That's also the secret number of the terrorists! This thread harbors terrorists!"
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            Clearly the Ziera.
            "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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            • #7


              You are a genius!
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #8
                Cause I'm a Xenastrian.
                "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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                • #9
                  1. i would side with the "no political party" party cause i hate politicians
                  2. if i was an android i would spend all my time trying to download information on how the makle brain work-s cause beats me- i could never figure out the male species
                  3. if any state could become its on country it would be the state of insanity cause everyone in this nation is going insane!! o wait that was just a bad nightmare i saw-- never mind
                  4. we go to hooters cause most likely ull find all these people there already and ill just leave the tab for the persian guy- since stereotypically he should be rich as F** but id pay for mylsef- cause i dotn liek pple payin for me
                  5. if someon knocks on my door and i answer it and i see a midget clow- i pinch myself- stare at the munchkin for a while then scream and run cause thats liek my worst nightmare- or i might just think "great another prank form my friends, hope this ones not a stripper like last year"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by angelik22
                    ill just leave the tab for the persian guy- since stereotypically he should be rich as F**
                    I'm curious as to what this three lettered F word is.
                    "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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