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    Midgets

    I have always been fascinated by these little people ever since I watched Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory as a child. I can still hear their songs in my sleep with there soft murmuring voices singing "oompah loompah doopity doo."
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    One of my all time favorites and all around nice guy Beetlejuice.

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      Achkerov kute.

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        Ouch that hurt. Has this already been discussed? If so I can always start a new thread about hemorrhoids or Emetophilia.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by clubbin714
          Ouch that hurt. Has this already been discussed? If so I can always start a new thread about hemorrhoids or Emetophilia.
          I thought of that too. Hemorrhoids are an interesting thing. Ever seen one?
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Anonymouse
            I thought of that too. Hemorrhoids are an interesting thing. Ever seen one?
            I have seen a couple. Have you ever seen a pilonidal cyst? It's awesome, it's a cyst right above the buttocks. I was lucky enough to participate in an operation to remove one. Oooooo, even better. 2 nights ago I was again lucky enough to be in an operation where we removed a hernia located near a mans scrotum. Quite interesting.

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            • #7
              I've always wanted to hold a hernia, and feel it in its ever intricacies. I also wanted to do comics of a Hernia vs Hemorrhoids. What potential!
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by clubbin714
                Ouch that hurt. Has this already been discussed? If so I can always start a new thread about hemorrhoids or Emetophilia.
                http://forum.armenianclub.com/showthread.php?t=3428
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #9
                  I just got my first hemorrhoid, an external one which I believe to be thrombosed based on my internet research. It is just outside the front of the anus, slightly larger than a pencil eraser, firm to the touch, and a deep shiny blue in appearance. I have had it for about 10 days now with little to no change in size from day 1 when it suddenly appeared. It may be slightly smaller, but not by much. Pictures of thromobosed external hemorrhoids I have found are identical to what mine looks like but without the "severe" pain they say normally comes with such a hemorrhoid.

                  I have little to no itching, sometimes just a slight uncomfortable feeling when sitting but no real pain. The feeling is getting less and less present as time goes on. There was some pain the first day or two, but now it only hurts when wiping and if I touch it, and even then it is not extreme. I have only just now started medicating with Preparation H Cooling Gel with no effect in the last 24 hours.

                  My bowel movements are fairly firm but I haven't been straining that I can remember, am not overweight, and haven't been lifting heavy objects. I do spend much of my works days sitting on a padded seat. I am trying to increase my intake of fiber and fluid intake has always been very good with 10+ cups a day of water.

                  I just got a brand new digital camera and can post pics if anyone is interested.

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                  • #10
                    Take PICTURES !!
                    Achkerov kute.

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