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Any Comic Book Fans? A Question...

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  • Any Comic Book Fans? A Question...

    Now I know comics and Armenians generally aren't a regular thing like skunks in Hollywood lately, but I was into comics, and specifically Marvel, and to go even more specific, I was a fan of the Uncanny X-Men ( as well as X-Men adventures ).

    I just had a question about Colossus, if you know who he is. I always knew that the very large Russian was large in every way, but it only recently came to me to wonder what happens to his unit when he transforms. Does his wang become encased in steel too?
    Achkerov kute.

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    I'm probably the resident Marvel Buff:

    Collossus: Mutant with the ability to coat his ENTIRE body in organic metal. The pseudo-scientific explanation for this being that the iron in his body expands and seeps out from his pores, coating his body and hardening. Or some bullxxxx like that. In any case, yes, is big fat russian xxxx turns metal too.

    As another point of interest: As one of the most beloved X-Men ever, his death in the early ninties was met with much sadness from comic book fans. He died sacraficing himself so that studies could be done on his body to cure the Legacy Virus, a metaphor for AIDs, which only killed Mutants.

    However, he has recently (in just the last few weeks) been reintroduced into Marvel continuity... turning out that he's been alive the whole time and tormented by his human captures who've been expirementing on him for years. To read more, go to your local comic book store and pick up "Astonishing X-Men #1-5"... Best X-Men comic in years.

    Yes... I'm a huge nerd. But I'm cute. And I have a big XXXX.
    "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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    • #3
      Originally posted by HyeJinx1984
      I'm probably the resident Marvel Buff:

      Collossus: Mutant with the ability to coat his ENTIRE body in organic metal. The pseudo-scientific explanation for this being that the iron in his body expands and seeps out from his pores, coating his body and hardening. Or some bullxxxx like that. In any case, yes, is big fat russian xxxx turns metal too.

      As another point of interest: As one of the most beloved X-Men ever, his death in the early ninties was met with much sadness from comic book fans. He died sacraficing himself so that studies could be done on his body to cure the Legacy Virus, a metaphor for AIDs, which only killed Mutants.

      However, he has recently (in just the last few weeks) been reintroduced into Marvel continuity... turning out that he's been alive the whole time and tormented by his human captures who've been expirementing on him for years. To read more, go to your local comic book store and pick up "Astonishing X-Men #1-5"... Best X-Men comic in years.

      Yes... I'm a huge nerd. But I'm cute. And I have a big XXXX.
      Do you like Colossus' xxxx?
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #4
        Not as much as Mr. Fantastic's
        "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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        • #5
          Mr. Fantastic beats collosus in this field. Anyway, so have you thought when Superman poops, wouldn't the super concentrated fecal matter clog the toilet, or wouldn't some explosive diarhea shoot through the toilet bowl? He'd need a kryptonite plunger to unclog his toilet.

          When Spiderman impregnates Mary Jane, wouldn't she have to lay his egg? Or would it come out some sort of humanoid spider looking creature?
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            Well, there is a Spider-Girl comic which takes place about seventeen years in the future of current continuity. Their daughter, "May "Mayday" Parker," was born just fine and has her father's powers and there don't seem to be any complications. However, since you brought up impregnation, I think the current storyline in Amazing Spider-Man is simply the best ever written, and it deals with impregnantion and Gwen Stacy (if you know who that is).

            As for Super-Man jokes, the best was in a comic called the "pro." A Super-Man analogue named "The Saint" saves a prostitute's baby when an angry costumer tries to blow him away. In reward for saving her child, she gives him a xxxxxxx (the first one he's ever receieved) and he blows the biggest load in the world, having to push her head out of the way since it came out like a bullet..... it shot out the window and clipped the wing off a plane. So this pantless ejaculating superman flies out of the room to go save the plane... and everyone looking out the windows on the plane stares with quite a surprised look on their face. T'was quite funny .
            "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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