The Halloween Thread (startin' early)

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I have decided to rent The Cat in The Hat, and eat popcorn on Halloween.

[Emil]

I have decided to rent The Cat in The Hat, and eat popcorn on Halloween.

Can I join you?

[HyeJinx1984]

I have decided to rent The Cat in The Hat, and eat popcorn on Halloween.

I see you've decided to go as a masochist then....

[Anonymouse]

I will probably be plotting a dirty prank/trick on the trick or treaters.

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Can I join you?

Since you're asking in such a polite manner...Yes Emil, you may join me. Please bring some Twizzlers with you. Make sure it's fresh.

[SagGal]

I was 11 when I went trick or treating for the first time. I don't think I went anymore after that. It was so cute though; I was a witch.

After that, I've pretty much just been at home giving out candy to trick or treaters. This year I'll make them say, "Trick or treat" because some just knock on the door, open the bags and expect you to just give them the candy. They don't even say, "Thank you." Those kids!

[hyebruin]

haha, i know someone (really cool person) who was telling me that he and his wife like to 'torture' the little trick or treaters before giving them candy...what they used to do was hold a little quiz bowl at the front door and ask all kinds of trivial/academic questions and have the kids EARN the sweets instead of just giving it to them! clever eh? he tells me that the parents used to get into it too and cheer their kids on! cuz not only would they give away candy to the kids, but also beer to the grown ups! now THAT puts the FUN in halloween

[Emil]

Since you're asking in such a polite manner...Yes Emil, you may join me. Please bring some Twizzlers with you. Make sure it's fresh.

Thank you. I will bring some fresh ones from Sav-On pharmacy.

Nobody comes to my house for trick or treating. I live on a hill, so the lazy kids don't want to walk up and down the streets.

[GSTracer05]

haha, i know someone (really cool person) who was telling me that he and his wife like to 'torture' the little trick or treaters before giving them candy...what they used to do was hold a little quiz bowl at the front door and ask all kinds of trivial/academic questions and have the kids EARN the sweets instead of just giving it to them! clever eh? he tells me that the parents used to get into it too and cheer their kids on! cuz not only would they give away candy to the kids, but also beer to the grown ups! now THAT puts the FUN in halloween

Beer to the adults? What did you say their address was again?