Categorizing expressed thoughts (types of writing)

[Chichu]

Relating to previously started discussion in the "Who the hell understands women?" thread, I want to point out a way of categorizing purposes of writing. The two categories include: (a) writing to express exactly whats on the author's mind and (b) and putting an idea into words, aiming to trigger slightly (or not so slightly) different interpretations and reactions from everyone.

A short statement would usually work in the second category (such as with most "quotes"). My writing, on the other side, most of the time belongs in the first category.

P.S. We, humans, love categorizing. I - personally - am a big fan. And the above is merely one way of categorizing writing.

[spiral]

you're lame...

[Andromida806]

WOMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

Your avatar is sexy

[sSsflamesSs]

I don't think a babee's supposed to possess thoughts of that nature.

She's a little too old for you, I must say.

That would just be WRONG!

[Chichu]

spiral, I am confused. If you replied with telling me that my brain cannot calculate the distance between me and other objects, while both my eyes are open (I am looking at the monitor and it seems a few meters away and getting further!), I'd be as confused, although the former is true.

[Anonymouse]

Spiral wanna go out with me?

I know this really nice fast food joint down the block and no they don't reuse their oil for the fries. The manager has one eye, and the workers are pimply faced teens. It's quite the lovely place to spend a Friday afternoon, sipping on your RC Cola or 7up. Yea they cant even have Coca Cola or Sprite in the fountain, all they have is RC Cola, and 7up. take your pick.

[Andromida806]

DAMN YOU WOMAN.. sSflamesSs, Take off your shoulder pads and helmet... If I wanted a xxxx Block I'd blow my whistle. :twisted:

[Andromida806]

LOL sorry I really cracked myself up with the last post.

[spiral]

Chichu....getting lamer...

Andromida...your avatar is...umm....uhhh....I dont know WHAT your avatar is. :?

and Anonymouse, I’m gonna pass, I’m afraid of one-eyed men. This one guy came up to me, had one eye, and said, “you have nice eyessss” and he had this look on his face, like a starving man would look at a steak or something, so yeah, no one-eye men!
:shock:

[Anonymouse]

But I don't have one eye. I have two eyes. Two hands. Two feet. Two of everything.