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  • How many nipples do you have?

    Ok guys, I'm not sure how much discussion this will initiate, but I saw something crazy last night and just wanted to share it with this forum. First of all, Friday night was horrible. I mean, overall a bad time. But I saw something that made up for all of that.

    So this girl was really drunk and she kept on saying she had a third nipple. Now I know that this isn't impossible and that third nipples exist. But I had never seen one so of course I suggested that she needs to prove it. So she lifted her blouse and damn, there was a nipple right under her right breast so she didn't even have to lift it too high. I guess it was revealed a little sooner than I expected and I couldn't help but laugh my head off. Anyway, I was a tiny bit disturbed, but I'm over it now and can go to bed.

  • #2
    I gave myself a third nipple.
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3
      So if you were a chick and decided to pose naked for a magazine, would they cover that third nipple too?

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      • #4
        Hey mouse, are you thinking of piercing your new third nipple?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by thedebutante
          So if you were a chick and decided to pose naked for a magazine, would they cover that third nipple too?
          Yes they would. And when I become famous with my third nipple, you know how people put their finger print or footprint on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Well, I would put my three nipples in cement!

          At this moment I would like to take your attention to these boxes where a potential third nipple is hiding.

          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            In case you need help and/or are confused with potential third nipples, have no fear, for the interweb is made to order for anyone with problems, be they third nipples or suicide, it is racked with information to the knowledge thirsty inquirerer. According to the Triple Nipple Website, here is what to look for.


            A third nipple, to most people's surprise, looks astonishingly similar to an ordinary nipple. The best way to confirm the presence of an extra nipple is to compare it to an existing and confirmed nipple; usually those which reside on your chest are conventional and most convenient.

            Note the characteristics which distinguish a nipple. Most have a round, nearly circular boundary, the areola. A nipple's color is distinct from that of the surrounding skin; usually it is significantly darker, but sometimes the difference is slight. The center of the nipple raises up from the surrounding skin, especially in cold or aroused conditions. The areola often contains small bumps, which aid in your confirmation.

            To help you in your identification process, we have prepared a number of slides which demonstrate what is and is not a third nipple. Pay close attention to them; they will be your most helpful guid to identifying a Triple-Nipple.


            It is filled with valuable information that is dying to be discovered. Have a look! You just might have a third nipple and not know it!
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #7
              I wonder if the "interweb" says anything about mice having third nipples.

              But anyway, Mouse, I want you and your new third nipple so that I could pinch and twist it as many times as I want.

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              • #8
                Does anyone know if third nipples lactate?

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                • #9
                  As the website suggests, here are some pick up lines for people with third nipples. I already used some of these on myself, and, surprisingly, I got myself to go out with me.
                  # Do you know what 2+3 is? That's how many nipples we have between the two of us.
                  # Wanna come to my place and meet my little buddy, "Nip"?
                  # I know there's something special about you because all three of my nipples like you.
                  # I may look like I have a hard body, but I've got three soft nipples to love you with.
                  # Are you the kind of girl who likes Doublemint gum? 'Cause I can triple your fun!
                  # I'm sure you reject guys all the time, but you wouldn't turn down a man with three nipples, would you? Hey! That hurt!
                  # Are you tired of two-dimensional guys? Then I think you're ready for my ultra-real 3D Love, complete with Triple-Nipple action!
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by thedebutante
                    Does anyone know if third nipples lactate?
                    If they do, a certain baby is really lucky.
                    Achkerov kute.

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