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Turkey and Gravy SODA anyone?

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  • Turkey and Gravy SODA anyone?

    SEATTLE - Jones Soda Co. takes the idea of a liquid diet to a new low. How does Green Bean Casserole Soda strike you? And how about an aggressively buttery-smelling Mashed Potato Soda?

    Even the creators of the fizzy concoctions at this small Seattle soda company can hardly stomach the stuff. But last year's unexpected success of the Turkey & Gravy Soda means another round of bizarre food-flavored soft drinks. As an added bonus _ they're calorie-free.

    This week Jones Soda Co. launches a full meal deal of five Thanksgiving soda flavors, from the bile-colored Green Bean Casserole to the sweet _ but slightly sickly _ Fruitcake Soda. Last year's Turkey & Gravy is also back on the menu.

    If you think it sounds less than appetizing, you're not alone.

    "Oh, man, I can't drink that!" cries out company chief executive Peter van Stolk, after pouring himself a drink of mashed potatoes.

    To banish the buttery aftertaste, he recommends a chaser of Cranberry Soda, the only one of the holiday bunch that doesn't make you want to pick up a toothbrush.
    I'm not linking the full story because it requires a login
    [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
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    Sounds gross. Dieters market, I guess. Yech.
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    • #3
      doesnt even sound healthy.. just gross
      How do you hurt a masochist?
      -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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      • #4
        You're not at all curious? Like those Harry Potter Jellybeans... you didn't want to taste the earwax, dirt, and grass just to see if they were accurate or how you thought they'd taste?
        [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
        -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Siggie
          You're not at all curious? Like those Harry Potter Jellybeans... you didn't want to taste the earwax, dirt, and grass just to see if they were accurate or how you thought they'd taste?
          Ew I tried those Harry Potter jelly beans. EW. Is all I can say. lol.
          The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ckBejug
            Ew I tried those Harry Potter jelly beans. EW. Is all I can say. lol.
            And jelly bellies? It's so cool that they're so accurate w/ their flavors. Jalapeno, butter popcorn, capuccino, etc
            [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
            -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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