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Epilectic? Epileptic? Epilepsy...

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  • Epilectic? Epileptic? Epilepsy...

    Originally posted by ckBejug
    A guy friend was out on a date trying to impress ths new girl he met with his charm and wit. Apparently the date was going fine, and he was regailing her with his massive knowledge of bad/gross jokes. At one point this joke came up: "Whats blue, 18 inches long, and does'nt fit properly?" (Blank look from the girl) "A dead epilectic!" He's rolling around laughing and she erupts into a flood of tears. Apparently, her brother died of an epilectic fit about six months ago. And yes, the blow job was out of the question.
    What's "epilectic"?

    Edit: sorry if it's a stupid question.
    Last edited by sSsflamesSs; 11-18-2004, 10:23 AM.

  • #2
    Originally posted by sSsflamesSs
    What's "epilectic"?
    It's when you freak out. You usually have intense headach and sometimes turn blind. It's a genetical sickness and it often triggers because of lights flashing like on TV (especially Japanese anime). It's pretty funny when you see someone freaking out...but it sure isn't nice to make that remark

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    • #3
      Originally posted by !EEK
      It's when you freak out. You usually have intense headach and sometimes turn blind. It's a genetical sickness and it often triggers because of lights flashing like on TV (especially Japanese anime). It's pretty funny when you see someone freaking out...but it sure isn't nice to make that remark
      LOL. EPILEPTIC.Typo. Sorry.
      The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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      • #4
        Originally posted by sSsflamesSs
        What's "epilectic"?

        Edit: sorry if it's a stupid question.
        Epilepsy is a physical condition that starts in the brain - a neurological condition. It is a symptom that the way a person's brain works is sometimes disrupted. When this happens, a person may suddenly have a seizure. Many people will have a single seizure at some time in their lives, but this does not mean that they have epilepsy. If a person has epilepsy it means they have had more than one seizure that began in the brain.
        The source
        [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
        -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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        • #5
          Seriously, I think she was making fun of my typo. LOL. She knows what it is.
          The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ckBejug
            Seriously, I think she was making fun of my typo. LOL. She knows what it is.
            Maybe... just in case though and for anyone else who doesn't know.
            [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
            -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ckBejug
              Seriously, I think she was making fun of my typo. LOL. She knows what it is.
              Oh didn't noticed the typo

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              • #8
                Oooops! Shouldn't have said that!

                Like one time, a friend of mine was like on a date with a forum moderator, and he like accidentally said, "Like OMG, last night, on that one thread, you made a spelling error! OH THE HORROR! HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF!?"

                *a searing hot pain enveloped his groin as she maliciously kicked his weak spot*

                Moral of the story: we all make mistakes...BIG DEAL. No need to cover them up.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Siggie
                  Praise the Lord! I am enlightened!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by sSsflamesSs
                    Like one time, a friend of mine was like on a date with a forum moderator, and he like accidentally said, "Like OMG, last night, on that one thread, you made a spelling error! OH THE HORROR! HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF!?"

                    *a searing hot pain enveloped his groin as she maliciously kicked his weak spot*

                    Moral of the story: we all make mistakes...BIG DEAL. No need to cover them up.
                    No harm, no foul. I wasn't covering anything up. Ooooooh I made a typo. My mistake. You think they'll fire me from my job now? Damn, I love working at Caltech! Maybe I can get a job at McDonalds. There is no spelling test to apply for that job, is there?

                    I split this thread because it is off topic. However, I didn't delete it because it has something valid in it, aka the topic of epilepsy. Patience is a virtue! You just had to wait a little until the thread popped up again after I was done splitting and merging!
                    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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