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I am a web surfer and forum user who spends roughly 4 nights a week on forums promoting foruming on the forums. Usually it's a cool scene and we are happily foruming on the forums with our lovely posts made by mild mannered people, but sometimes there are lame posters. We have moderators and administrators that control things, but they can't see everything and sometimes I end up dealing with something myself. This one night while I was foruming on the forums, I noticed this guy with a trigger happy finger typing the keyboards on the forum and this guys was talking all this smack about how he regulates chicks at the clubs he promotes and he was all stealing diskspace making his rants and raves about his actions. I went to the thread to find out what happened and the guy was saying all this that some chicks who think they're tough blah blah.
I said, "Look, we've got a strict rule about people who come online to proclaim their toughness. You boast, you suck. You're welcome to forum on the forums in the future but tonight I label you keyboard warrior."
The guy exploded when he read this. "I guess youre nothing but a xxxx talker on the internet who won't back his words up. I'll beat anyone up, I am a 10degree Macho Belt undefeated street fighter. I challenge anyone here to fight me".
And so I said "You're a lame attention xxxxx whos adventures should be comic books and you really wouldn't come up with an interesting or humorous post if humor and interest xxxxed you up your ass and crawled up through your large intestine and up your stomach then your esophagus and out of your mouth to the point where you could taste it."
And so he said "Man you talk all this smack but I challenege anyone here to fight me. I've seen a few videos of BJJ and some UFC and I declare myself the best fighter ( on this forum )."
And so I said "You have delusions of grandeur and youre really lame that you must come online to seek some validation for your putrid existence".
And so he said ( repeat his last line about 10x ).
The end.
I said, "Look, we've got a strict rule about people who come online to proclaim their toughness. You boast, you suck. You're welcome to forum on the forums in the future but tonight I label you keyboard warrior."
The guy exploded when he read this. "I guess youre nothing but a xxxx talker on the internet who won't back his words up. I'll beat anyone up, I am a 10degree Macho Belt undefeated street fighter. I challenge anyone here to fight me".
And so I said "You're a lame attention xxxxx whos adventures should be comic books and you really wouldn't come up with an interesting or humorous post if humor and interest xxxxed you up your ass and crawled up through your large intestine and up your stomach then your esophagus and out of your mouth to the point where you could taste it."
And so he said "Man you talk all this smack but I challenege anyone here to fight me. I've seen a few videos of BJJ and some UFC and I declare myself the best fighter ( on this forum )."
And so I said "You have delusions of grandeur and youre really lame that you must come online to seek some validation for your putrid existence".
And so he said ( repeat his last line about 10x ).
The end.
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