Life is wonderful

[Anonymouse]

Thanks for stating the obvious. Now that you are familiar with sulfur dioxide, we can go into the wonderful world of acids. I would like to spoon feed you some hydrochloric acid so you can see how that differs from the stench of sulfur dioxide.

[surferarmo]

Come on now, life is good. There are corrupt aspects and some bad things, but those few things dont make life all bad. It is good sometimes, and bad sometimes. Like when you break a bone, and you are buy yourself and have to climb a small cliff or something and you are the only one around for miles....life sucks. When you come out of a 25 ft barrell alive...life is good.

[Anonymouse]

Life is good because I can fart and different tones and play HAPPY BIRTHDAY with my farts.

[Jasmina]

why

Can you explain why I am a hippie?

[surferarmo]

Life is good because I can fart and different tones and play HAPPY BIRTHDAY with my farts.

The thought of this will make me lose sleep for nights on end. And I know have a loss of appetite.

[Andromida806]

Mr. Anonymoog.....? Do you do engagement parties too ?

[spiral]

Wowww, anonymouse, that's sooooo cool, u can fart Happy-Birthday!

my talent is not yet so advanced,
I can only Burp the ABC's and Happy-Birthday

[spiral]

Jasmina, yes I can explain why you're a hippy.

but can youuuuuuuu?

[Anonymouse]

I do engagement parties, and funerals too!

But during the funerals I usually just do one long monotonous fart starting from a somewhat high pitch to a gradually slowing and lower pitch.

[jahannam]

naaa I don't think she's a hippie... she just doesn't miss church on Sundays... that's all!
good news people...nothing's gonna save us!
the world is gonna end... I dunno when... but it IS!