How do you squeeze your toothpaste?

[Emil]

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I squeeze my toothpaste from the middle. Once I start running out then I use the "correct" way and squeeze it from the bottom so I can make full use of the tube.

How do you squeeze it?

[Anonymouse]

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I squeeze my toothpaste from the middle. Once I start running out then I use the "correct" way and squeeze it from the bottom so I can make full use of the tube.

How do you squeeze it?

I begin to squeeze my toothpaste from the top of the nozzle side, and as it gradually depletes I move to the middle, and then as a last resort I begin to move toward the end and folding the tube to push the toothpaste toward the nozzle and then make use of it. And in order to conserve money, when that is done, I get pliers and squeeze the maximum amount of toothpaste left in the tube.

[CatWoman]

Middle as well, though every once in a while my mom sees my toothpaste and reminds me to squeeze it the "right" way...

[Anonymouse]

Here are some toothpaste facts:

-Roman toothpaste was made with human urine, and could be used as a mouthwash in its liquid form.

-Mouthwash nowadays is separate, such as Listerine.

-The first toothpaste on record was from Egypt, around 2000 B.C. made from ground pumice and wine vinegar and brushed on witha chew stick.

[!EEK]

I usually squeez it at the very top and when the very top is empty, I squeez from the very bottom to fill the top, and I continue squeezing the top....., etc..

[Anonymouse]

I usually squeez it at the very top and when the very top is empty, I squeez from the very bottom to fill the top, and I continue squeezing the top....., etc..

Does this sort of capture the essence of the squeeze?

[Anonymouse]

I think I speak for all the people in this thread when I say that properly squeezing a toothpaste tube, you should eventually have it look like this. Anything else is improper squeezing and you should quickly consult one of the participants in this thread via a customary PM in which they will be happy to answer all your squeezing toothpaste related questions, because such questions cannot go unanswered in life.

Example of how it should appear:

[CatWoman]

wow, Im glad I wasn't in Roman Empire when toothpaste was made!! =)

[violette829]

I squeeze mine gently from the top. I HATE SPILLAGE OF MY TOOTHPASTE. I need it to be perfectly balanced on the bristles of my brush. Also, I don't like the gel kind.

[Anonymouse]

wow, Im glad I wasn't in Roman Empire when toothpaste was made!! =)

Clearly .