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If you could live how you dreamed...

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    If you could live how you dreamed...

    If you could live any life, your dream life, what would it be?

    Mine would be on the island of somoa. The island would only be inhabited by my family, any armo who chooses to live on the island, monkeys, deer, all the reef girls and jenna jameson. I would call the island sevoa because it is cool. I would surf the perfect reef break wedging hollow waves of the island for hours on end. I would then come in from surfing to my grandmother feeding me a pot of her freshly made pilaf. After I eat a hefty portion of her delicious num num, I then proceed to have a skewer of kebab straight off the grill with my father and all my uncles and friends and grandpa. Then i will take a nap. Upon wakening, I will go to my private skate park and skate till I can no longer feel my legs. By this time it will be around 5 in the eveniing. I will then sit on my lawn chair, admiring the deadly dry reef as waves crash on them. I get restless, I decide to get my spear and go spear fishing. I spear a durado (mahi mahi) and bbq it. I then sit back on my lawn chair. While I am sitting on that chair Jenna Jameson will open a cold corona, salt brimmed around the opening of the bottle with a lime pushed into the bottle. She will hand it to me, while I have a reef girl in each lap. Jenna Jameson will give me a back massage while all of this happens to my favorite punk cd. Then it will get dark, and we will all fool around, and then go to sleep.

    Repeat.

    Now that is the life.

    I can dream cant I.
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    Question: How many laps did you say you have???

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    • #3
      Unfortunetly I only have one, but I can make room for all twelve of the reef girls. I dont want to leave anyone out. :P

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      • #4
        Now remember, this is the life you dream. It doesnt necessarily need to be realistic.

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        • #5
          So you dream of your grandmother feeding you pilaf...

          and what's her "delicious num num"?

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          • #6
            its whatever you want it to be. its the dream life. you dream it up. i say it is choreg. mmmmmmmmmmm, choreg...i am getting tired of this xxxx xxxx cafeteria food.

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            • #7
              In my dream world we would all be bucky neked and live in giant mushrooms. no cars. no internet. no nothing. we'd be like cave men again only living inside of mushrooms. And on top of that..... All your base are belong to us !!!! :twisted:

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              • #8
                My whole dream was to be the Ewok in Star Wars. If I could I would.

                Achkerov kute.

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                • #9
                  funny. i thought you would dream to be a bloody tampon being sold by billy mays

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                  • #10
                    I use to hang out with that guy Anonymoog, he's a pretty cool guy, only he disapeared one day

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