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If you could live any life, your dream life, what would it be?
Mine would be on the island of somoa. The island would only be inhabited by my family, any armo who chooses to live on the island, monkeys, deer, all the reef girls and jenna jameson. I would call the island sevoa because it is cool. I would surf the perfect reef break wedging hollow waves of the island for hours on end. I would then come in from surfing to my grandmother feeding me a pot of her freshly made pilaf. After I eat a hefty portion of her delicious num num, I then proceed to have a skewer of kebab straight off the grill with my father and all my uncles and friends and grandpa. Then i will take a nap. Upon wakening, I will go to my private skate park and skate till I can no longer feel my legs. By this time it will be around 5 in the eveniing. I will then sit on my lawn chair, admiring the deadly dry reef as waves crash on them. I get restless, I decide to get my spear and go spear fishing. I spear a durado (mahi mahi) and bbq it. I then sit back on my lawn chair. While I am sitting on that chair Jenna Jameson will open a cold corona, salt brimmed around the opening of the bottle with a lime pushed into the bottle. She will hand it to me, while I have a reef girl in each lap. Jenna Jameson will give me a back massage while all of this happens to my favorite punk cd. Then it will get dark, and we will all fool around, and then go to sleep.
Repeat.
Now that is the life.
I can dream cant I.
Mine would be on the island of somoa. The island would only be inhabited by my family, any armo who chooses to live on the island, monkeys, deer, all the reef girls and jenna jameson. I would call the island sevoa because it is cool. I would surf the perfect reef break wedging hollow waves of the island for hours on end. I would then come in from surfing to my grandmother feeding me a pot of her freshly made pilaf. After I eat a hefty portion of her delicious num num, I then proceed to have a skewer of kebab straight off the grill with my father and all my uncles and friends and grandpa. Then i will take a nap. Upon wakening, I will go to my private skate park and skate till I can no longer feel my legs. By this time it will be around 5 in the eveniing. I will then sit on my lawn chair, admiring the deadly dry reef as waves crash on them. I get restless, I decide to get my spear and go spear fishing. I spear a durado (mahi mahi) and bbq it. I then sit back on my lawn chair. While I am sitting on that chair Jenna Jameson will open a cold corona, salt brimmed around the opening of the bottle with a lime pushed into the bottle. She will hand it to me, while I have a reef girl in each lap. Jenna Jameson will give me a back massage while all of this happens to my favorite punk cd. Then it will get dark, and we will all fool around, and then go to sleep.
Repeat.
Now that is the life.
I can dream cant I.
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