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If the world were ending in thirty minutes...

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  • If the world were ending in thirty minutes...

    ...how much would the fear of a possible afterlife keep you from doing whatever you wanted, assuming whatever you wanted included some seriously bad xxxx? Or assuming you believe in all that mushy stuff and are a relatively "good" person, what would you do in that 30 minutes that you couldn't have done?

    I would take a xxxx and piss that way when I died i did not xxxx and piss myself and i would die clean. I would also maybe get a girlfriend right in that timeframe, anything will suffice.
    Achkerov kute.

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    I'd definitely have sex... I don't wanna die before knowing what it's like!
    - and you're gonna forget about me?
    =Every Day...

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    • #3
      Anon, I have to give it to you on this thread. This is actually a good one.

      I really dont know what I would do. If I had thirty minutes, I would probably chill with my family while eating everything in sight. I mean hey, health isnt even an issue when you are going to get axed eh. I would also get a bat and break things, then find a girl friend, gamble, and go to church one minute before to ask for forgiveness and then spend the last 45 seconds with my family.
      The average man's a coward
      --Mark Twain "Hucklberry Finn"

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      • #4
        Damn you're fast...one-minute man!

        Ehehehehe, sorry, that was just too easy, you just layed it out in front of me. Don't cry though.

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        • #5
          I WOULD DEFINITELY DO SKYDIVING BEFORE MY DEATH.......... :twisted: OR GO AT CARL'S JUNIOR AND EAT DOUBLE CHILLI BURGER.... ......OR I WOULD DIE MY HAIR ELECTRIC BLUE..........OR I WOULD JUST KILL MYSELF ANYWAYZ I WOULD DO LOT OF THINGS............................................ .... --------> :twisted:
          Ineffable

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          • #6
            To be quite honest, if you have 30 minutes to live then you can't do anything big like sky diving or something of that style because you won't have time. But if there truly is only 30 minutes to live then it's a simple decision for me really. In that 30 minutes I would tell the 10 closest people in my life, from immediate family to closest friends everything that was on my mind. From my feelings about them and everything i've always wanted to tell them, to saying my last words to them so when I go I will know that at least the people Ive left behind will know everything they needed to know. Because that is the important thing; the people you live behind; because you; you are going to die so its the close people to you that you are gonna leave behind that are gonna matter. So me personally thats what I would do; get everything thats on my mind out and put it out there for those few people that are closest to me. Flat out, this is what i would do, theres nothing that would come close. Other things would not matter. Im sure a lot of you if you think about it will agree that this is the best thing to do if you have 30 minutes to live. Think about it; 30 minutes is not a long time at all. Before I begin to start writing on and on ill stop at that. This is what I would do.
            take control of your mind before it takes control over you

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            • #7
              That was beautiful.

              :::sheds a tear:::
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #8
                you know what would suck though? lol
                if you tell your "closest friends" everything and then you stay alive... hahahha
                but anyway
                I would say fireburntinhell has a point...(our usernames match as well) skydiving ALL THE WAY..you don't need that much time for skydiving... after all...you could freefall all 12,000 feet... no parachutes needed lol
                you're gonna die anyway!
                - and you're gonna forget about me?
                =Every Day...

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                • #9
                  ok... but like you said, what if you lived, then you're just another pile of "shiesse" :twisted: I prefer the parachute method, trust me, theres nothing like looking to your side and watching someone shoot by you as you realize his parachute wont open. Not a pretty sight. :|
                  Never piss off, a JediPimp...

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                  • #10
                    what if you THINK their parachute won't open... but in reality they've invented a parachute that would work by opening it only about 20 feet off the grounds...??
                    you know? :twisted:
                    - and you're gonna forget about me?
                    =Every Day...

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