Announcement

Collapse

Forum Rules (Everyone Must Read!!!)

1] What you CAN NOT post.

You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this forum to post any material which is:
- abusive
- vulgar
- hateful
- harassing
- personal attacks
- obscene

You also may not:
- post images that are too large (max is 500*500px)
- post any copyrighted material unless the copyright is owned by you or cited properly.
- post in UPPER CASE, which is considered yelling
- post messages which insult the Armenians, Armenian culture, traditions, etc
- post racist or other intentionally insensitive material that insults or attacks another culture (including Turks)

The Ankap thread is excluded from the strict rules because that place is more relaxed and you can vent and engage in light insults and humor. Notice it's not a blank ticket, but just a place to vent. If you go into the Ankap thread, you enter at your own risk of being clowned on.
What you PROBABLY SHOULD NOT post...
Do not post information that you will regret putting out in public. This site comes up on Google, is cached, and all of that, so be aware of that as you post. Do not ask the staff to go through and delete things that you regret making available on the web for all to see because we will not do it. Think before you post!


2] Use descriptive subject lines & research your post. This means use the SEARCH.

This reduces the chances of double-posting and it also makes it easier for people to see what they do/don't want to read. Using the search function will identify existing threads on the topic so we do not have multiple threads on the same topic.

3] Keep the focus.

Each forum has a focus on a certain topic. Questions outside the scope of a certain forum will either be moved to the appropriate forum, closed, or simply be deleted. Please post your topic in the most appropriate forum. Users that keep doing this will be warned, then banned.

4] Behave as you would in a public location.

This forum is no different than a public place. Behave yourself and act like a decent human being (i.e. be respectful). If you're unable to do so, you're not welcome here and will be made to leave.

5] Respect the authority of moderators/admins.

Public discussions of moderator/admin actions are not allowed on the forum. It is also prohibited to protest moderator actions in titles, avatars, and signatures. If you don't like something that a moderator did, PM or email the moderator and try your best to resolve the problem or difference in private.

6] Promotion of sites or products is not permitted.

Advertisements are not allowed in this venue. No blatant advertising or solicitations of or for business is prohibited.
This includes, but not limited to, personal resumes and links to products or
services with which the poster is affiliated, whether or not a fee is charged
for the product or service. Spamming, in which a user posts the same message repeatedly, is also prohibited.

7] We retain the right to remove any posts and/or Members for any reason, without prior notice.


- PLEASE READ -

Members are welcome to read posts and though we encourage your active participation in the forum, it is not required. If you do participate by posting, however, we expect that on the whole you contribute something to the forum. This means that the bulk of your posts should not be in "fun" threads (e.g. Ankap, Keep & Kill, This or That, etc.). Further, while occasionally it is appropriate to simply voice your agreement or approval, not all of your posts should be of this variety: "LOL Member213!" "I agree."
If it is evident that a member is simply posting for the sake of posting, they will be removed.


8] These Rules & Guidelines may be amended at any time. (last update September 17, 2009)

If you believe an individual is repeatedly breaking the rules, please report to admin/moderator.
See more
See less

Aimless Crap...

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 23
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 11 23 template Next
  • #1

    Aimless Crap...

    I am going to see a therapist to decide whether I want to have another rhinoplasty. I know I dont need one, but I keep wanting it. Im a little off myself I suppose...
    Tags: None
  • #2
    Hello. Did you know that Romeo and Juliet was really about sharing urine in a world of scarcity? Thanks to Adam Smith we no longer live in a world of scarcity and Narekoo enjoys plentiful urine.
    Achkerov kute.

    Comment

    • #3
      Originally posted by ArmoBarbi
      I am going to see a therapist to decide whether I want to have another rhinoplasty. I know I dont need one, but I keep wanting it. Im a little off myself I suppose...
      You won't need to have rhinoplasty if Narekoo shares a pint of his fine urine bottled in Mexico.
      Achkerov kute.

      Comment

      • #4
        The champagne finished...so it's on to the urine!

        Comment

        • #5
          Im glad that Narek's urine is more interesting than my nose. lol

          Comment

          • #6
            Kipling's If. Simply beautiful.

            If you can keep your head when all about you
            Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
            If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
            But make allowance for their doubting too,
            If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
            Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
            Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
            And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:


            If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
            If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
            If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
            And treat those two impostors just the same;
            If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
            Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
            Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
            And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

            If you can make one heap of all your winnings
            And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
            And lose, and start again at your beginnings
            And never breath a word about your loss;
            If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
            To serve your turn long after they are gone,
            And so hold on when there is nothing in you
            Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

            If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
            Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
            If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
            If all men count with you, but none too much,
            If you can fill the unforgiving minute
            With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
            Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
            And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

            But enough, let us carry on with our aimless crap.

            Comment

            • #7
              what's wrong with your nose?


              Originally posted by ArmoBarbi
              Im glad that urine is more interesting than my nose. lol

              Comment

              • #8
                Originally posted by ArmoBarbi
                Im glad that Narek's urine is more interesting than my nose. lol
                And here I thought rhinoplasty was something involving a transplant from a rhino to you. I was beginning to think it was something cool I could do sort of like getting a tattoo after I had been sufficiently plastered from the urine narekoo shared with me. I'm disappointed.
                Achkerov kute.

                Comment

                • #9
                  Originally posted by thedebutante
                  Kipling's If. Simply beautiful.

                  If you can keep your head when all about you
                  Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
                  If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
                  But make allowance for their doubting too,
                  If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
                  Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
                  Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
                  And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:


                  If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
                  If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
                  If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
                  And treat those two impostors just the same;
                  If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
                  Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
                  Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
                  And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

                  If you can make one heap of all your winnings
                  And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
                  And lose, and start again at your beginnings
                  And never breath a word about your loss;
                  If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
                  To serve your turn long after they are gone,
                  And so hold on when there is nothing in you
                  Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

                  If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
                  Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
                  If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
                  If all men count with you, but none too much,
                  If you can fill the unforgiving minute
                  With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
                  Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
                  And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

                  But enough, let us carry on with our aimless crap.
                  Truly beautiful... bravo.

                  *applause*

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    Attached Files
                    Last edited by Guest; 01-02-2005, 03:09 AM.

                    Comment

                    Previous 1 2 3 4 5 11 23 template Next
                    Working...
                    X