Death

[Emil]

I want to first have a fake death, to see how many people would come to my funeral. During the funeral I would pop out of the casket and say "Just kidding!"

[xBaron Dants]

I wanna go down in history as the guy who assassinated you so I can't kill myself. Sorry

Ok, but then, somebody has to assassinate you too. I'm trying to get that JFK situation recreated. Heck, that test Pyunik offered just got my hopes even higher up..

[Anonymouse]

I want to first have a fake death, to see how many people would come to my funeral. During the funeral I would pop out of the casket and say "Just kidding!"

That would be a good April Fool's joke.

I always fancied dying by farting myself to death.

[Mags]

I'd like to fall asleep...and never wake up

[ArmoBarbi]

Ok, I will be the boring one. I wish to die painlessly in my sleep at a very old age, also after a love making marathon with my husband of course.

[Anonymouse]

I'd like to fall asleep...and never wake up

Everyone wants that. Like, you are so generic.

[Anonymouse]

Ok, I will be the boring one. I wish to die painlessly in my sleep at a very old age, also after a love making marathon with my husband of course.

That's two generic people thus far.

[Emil]

Man, you people are boring. Wouldn't you rather go out in a blaze of glory?

[Mags]

I fear death...I don't want to know if I'm dying

Everyone wants that. Like, you are so generic.

[ArmoBarbi]

Kiss my butt!

That is a good way to go and you know it!