Memorial weekend (what are you all doing)

[omniscient]

Im gonna be in Vegas once again trying not to kill myself if i lose a lot of money gambling, (but then again I could win) and doing a lot of other things like going RAIN and some other clubs and doing a lot of other crazy things that im not gonna be happy about when im coming home because ultimately I know I would rather have a GF and just relax for a while; take a break from this crazy life. But then again, i say it all the time but im going anyway to do the things i really dont enjoy anymore. Ok ill stop now before I get into detail. So what are all you lovely forumers doing this memorial weekend?

[Anonymouse]

Masturbating to lesbian porn.

[omniscient]

Masturbating to lesbian porn.

that's a good idea, im at school right now so im just gonna go into one of the bathrooms and masturbate. So now I won't have to do that over memorial weekend. Wait a minute; (pauses) hopefully I will be masturbating on a girls face.

(oh and i do have a lot of wierd sarcasm, or whatever you wanna call it just like anon i find a lot of things humourous that normal people wouldnt so dont take things too seriously now)

[Anonymouse]

Who said I'm not normal? I masturbate to porn. It doesn't get any more normal than that.

[omniscient]

I know anon lol. Masturbation is a good thing, im saying in general

[Anonymouse]

Man first discovered masturbation.

Then he discovered sex.

Then he discovered that he can get masturbation anytime he wants to.

[jahannam]

well...
I'm also goin to Vegas
but I sure hope I won't bump into omniscient... that guy's got some wierd sex issues lol

[Anonymouse]

Maybe yo two will work it out?

[xBaron Dants]

well...
I'm also goin to Vegas
but I sure hope I won't bump into omniscient... that guy's got some wierd sex issues lol

Forget Vegas and omniscient's issues. Come up to Montreal for some really good, normal time. The butter, the duct tape and the knives are all ready for one wiild night...

damn, I guess I also have issues.... :?

[jahannam]

hmmmmm
butter... I understand it's melty, yummy spreadable
duct tape... it takes more imagination but I could also understand ... given that I could get pretty loud lol
but knives? that kinda sorta scares me lol but hey... if you got good reasoning I dont mind...