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    It all has been a lie. I am a 28 year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement. I dropped out of high school and I have no friends. All I do is talk xxxx on the internet and eat hot pockets.

    Please give me advice on changing me life. I am fed up with it all.
    Achkerov kute.

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    Changing your life, eh? Well, pointless vandalization and gambling have put an interesting curve on my life. Over the years I have obtained lots of enemies, so constantly being at odds with all of them puts a nice twist on my life. Then again, you could don a mask and become ANONAMAN, defender of justice. I would imagine a life of crime fighting would be enjoyable. Find some radioactive goo to play in and you'll be set.

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    • #3
      whats that dorobo , i heard gambling? Ive had some hardcore moments with gambling this past 2 years. I can't stop, especially blackjack, roulette, and texas hold em

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      • #4
        Here is how it works man. Tell the mom, "hey I love you but I have to cut the chord." Then move in with me, I will invite "xxxxxes" over every night, we will cook rice in my rice cooker and get laid.... by xxxxxes. How does that sound?

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        • #5
          If you are serious, I suggest you go to Rosarito this memorial day weekend. It is only 20 minutes south of the boarder, and there are a ton of hot chicks. You will have all your questions answered in no time there.

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          • #6
            Save up some money (400.00$), go the local sheriffs office with a buddy who has no criminal past and get a handgun permit. Then once that arrives (about 5 working days) go to a nearby pawn shop and choose a large caliber handgun (357 or 44 will work) and then take a trip to walmart and buy some hydra-shok bullets and load the weapon and put it in your mouth, then finish it.

            Hope this helps...

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            • #7
              If i were you i would definitely not do anything cos is already late.............

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              • #8
                Originally posted by TheMongoose
                Save up some money (400.00$), go the local sheriffs office with a buddy who has no criminal past and get a handgun permit. Then once that arrives (about 5 working days) go to a nearby pawn shop and choose a large caliber handgun (357 or 44 will work) and then take a trip to walmart and buy some hydra-shok bullets and load the weapon and put it in your mouth, then finish it.

                Hope this helps...
                that's a hassle... just down a whole bottle of tylenol with 2 glasses of Absolut Vanilla 8)
                it's good stuff
                and it kills you!!

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                • #9
                  Well, when you inject potasium into your veins it gives you an orgasm then kills you. Thats one hell of a way to go.

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                  • #10
                    I can't believe you people...the poor guy asks for help, and all he gets in return is a damn list of ways to commit suicide. TSK TSK TSK

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