Pick-up lines

[Crimson Glow]

-Are your feet tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all night!
-Can I barrow a quarter? Cuz my mom told me to call her the minute I fall in love.
-Are those space pants? Cuz that ass is out of this world!
-If I sad you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
-If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
-Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
-Baby, we're like two banks: we both have interest in each other and we should merge.
-Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
-Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
-Your parents must be retarded because you are special. (LMAO! Oh man, I wanna' see this one in action).

And the only one worth a damn/might work....

-So what haven't you been told tonight?

[Anonymouse]

Here are some Christian pick up lines that the faithful Christians among us can use.

55) honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips. ")

54) hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin.

53) i'm not like those other (insert your church name here) guys.

52) has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David?

51) excuse me, is this pew taken?

50) i don't speak in tongues, but i kiss that way.

49) God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.

48) hello, will you be my shulamite?

47) boy, you've really been a visual minister to me!

46) do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? ... no? wanna go to church with me?

45) hi, my name's will...God's will

44) [check the person's shirt tag] "just as i thought... made in heaven."

43) hey, need a ride to church?

42) I'd pick you over Satan any day

41) God was showing off when he made you.

40) i'm pretty flexible. i don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.

39) i would like to pray with you

38) you know Jesus, me too

37) no, i'm not coveting, i intend to make you mine

36) how about a hug, sister?

35) do you need help carrying your Bible? it looks heavy.

34) christians don't shake hands, christians gotta hug

33) are you cold? Eccleseasties 4:11

32) did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

31) what are your plans for tonight? feel like a Bible study?

30) the Word says "give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry", how about dinner?

29) you don't have an accountability partner? me neither.

28) you want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?

27) is it a sin that you stole my heart?

26) would you happen to know a christian woman that i could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?

25) nice braclet. what would Jesus date? i mean "do"

24) do you believe in divine appointment?

23) have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?

22) excuse me, i believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

21) my friend told me to come and meet you, He said that you are a really nice person. i think you know Him. Jesus, yeah thats His name.

20) what? friends listen to amazing grace in the dark.

19) yeah i predicted david over goliath.

18) you know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.

17) what do you think paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor 16:20b nkjv)

16) you have the body of amy grant and the soul of mother teresa. (do not get this confused!)

15) nice Bible

14) before tonight, i never believed in predestination.

13) do you think "ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally?

12) i practice our mission to "love one another" to the fullest extent

11) God told me to come talk to you

10) how do you feel about "it is more blessed to give than to receive"?

9) i think we should celebrate with a "love offering" tonight

8) when i saw you, i knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be glad"

7) i didn't know angels flew this low.

6) excuse me, but can i drinkith from your cupith?

5) i think i feel the Holy Sprit, no, wait, i believe that may be you this time.

4) if eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.

3) that halo matches perfect with your eyes.

2) i must be dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven.

1) you put the "cute" back in persecution!

[thedebutante]

mouse, only you. hahaha

nice bible

[thedebutante]

It's like a puzzle piece, your body and mine, and together the puzzle is solved. It's a rare puzzle only 2 pieces. ---Me

I used it once and I've never used pick up lines before and I didn't use it for a pick up either.

oh boy. i know what you used it for. naughty mouse.

[Anonymouse]

oh boy. i know what you used it for. naughty mouse.

You do? Do tell little girl.

[Anonymouse]

Do you have a band-aid cuz I scraped my knee when I fell for you...

How do you like your eggs, fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw

If I had a million boogers I'd still pick you.

Your so hot you must be the reason for global warming.

[spiral]

oh yeah almost forgot! ladies watch out for older armenian businessmen/pervs who seem "kind" and "caring"!! that's all i'm going to say--trying to grab and KISS you in their store across the counter! unbelievable! but yes, nasty bidzas! it can happen, thank God i got the hell outta there before he could touch or do anything!

I'd actually love to hear about this in more detail

[loseyourname]

Pick up lines used in an online RPG:

http://www.geocities.com/ataniel/pick_up.htm

[Siamanto]

Did you manage to solve the puzzle? Did the pieces fit?

Yes they did

If you solved it successfully, would you mind posting the results? Thanks!
I have a big test tomorrow!

[Siamanto]

the 2nd story is hillarious! hahaaa...well here's one! never take a walk on glenoaks blvd in glendale i learned that the hard way! --it was not my usual route, but that day i decided to have a change from my usual routine--this was about 4 or 5 years ago, i was walking on glenoaks and this quasi-rabiz looking guy approached me and dude!! just wouldn't leave! he kept walking with me, and told me how he had 'just come to america' whatever! anyways...it was nighttime and i was afraid (and young and stupid) and didn't want to just flat out reject him for fear that he may retalitate by attacking me or something...so i was playing it cool and (yes, stupid me! i know i know) he ended up finding out where i lived, cuz i had to get back home and it was getting late...so i didn't want to give him my number!duhhh! and to try and get out of the sticky situation i suggested that he give me his (lol) i said 'baan ch'ga vohr grich chunem, du asa, yes g'hishem' LMAO --the guy actually believed me and i recited his # outloud so he'd think i'm memorizing it...then he said something like 'uremn g'zanges?' and i said 'ayo' and that was that...
the end!

'uremn g'zanges?'
What a ruffian with bad manners!
I would never do that! I would never address a stranger - specially a lady that I am importuning - in the singular form!