It's too late but...

[TomServo]

I forgot to mention that the date was 5/5/05 yesterday. Isn't that awesome? Because it's May, and it's the 5th of the month, and 2005 is the year. Oh, and it was Cinco de Mayo or something.

[Anonymouse]

[TomServo]

[Anonymouse]

Oh lord,
won't you buy me
a Honda Accord,
Mercedes insurance
I can not afford,
if I drove a Porche
I'd still be ignored,
so lord, won't you buy me
a Honda Accord?

[TomServo]

There's the poet. Get him.

[Anonymouse]

I have a and my itch.

[TomServo]

[Anonymouse]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/heyguys.mp3

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/meowmeowmeow.mp3

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/scare.mp3

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/imgonnakillyou.mp3

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/dementoid.mp3

[TomServo]

[Anonymouse]

Feeding tube please.