Behold The Power Of The Monobrow

[ArmoBarbi]

Looks like I am an uneducated, uncultured, shallow, suburban conformist. Ah, the joy of self discovery.... I will make sure to grow out my eyebrows and throw out any GAP or EXPRESS things I may have collected during my boring, easy, uneventful suburban life.

I would not worry too much about staying away from such girls. We only like things we can buy at the mall anyway. You don't fit our taste.

As for my signature, ask the author. I simply liked it. It like sounded cool or something. Shallow and uneducated..remember?

[Siamanto]

siamato! ----- hello----- can we see you picture? please?

nunechka jan,
Of course you can! But, please remember that I'm not Japanese and my name is not siamato!
I'm Armenian just like one of our great writers - Siamanto - killed by the barbarian *urks on Apr 24/1915.
I'm Armenian just like you. Can't you see - in the pictures below - how much we look alike?

Me - as a child - with my older sister
Me uttering non-sense, as usual
Me, staring at a *urk!


Note: I have chosen to auto censor the words "*urk" or "*urkish" because it is commonly perceived as unpleasant and offending, evokes unpleasant emotions and imagery and is pregnant with immoral and evil connotations!

[Anonymouse]

As a mouse, you should know that I do not like you much.

[Siamanto]

As a mouse, you should know that I do not like you much.

Don't be afraid: those are not my real pictures!
Please keep it to yourself! Thanks!

[Anonymouse]

Don't be afraid: those are not my real pictures!
Please keep it to yourself! Thanks!

If you are not a cat, then our alliance is not harmed in any way.

[TomServo]

Meow.

[Anonymouse]

You're not a cat, you're a Tom Servo.

[TomServo]

Meow?

[Anonymouse]

Mooo.

[TomServo]

Blooooooooooooooooooooooooop.