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I forgot to bring my laptop into the coal mines. I see you people are just as ungrateful as those media bastards that neglectedto make any mention of me, just like they didn't put me in the xxxxing paper.
"All 9 Coalminers Still Alive"...Well what about the trapped tampon salesman, you xxxxing wastes of life? Apparently people in pink jumpsuits aren't to be taken seriously. There I was trapped with 9 coalminers with nothing but my sandwich, WHICH THEY STOLE. I was then stripped of my clothes and given the name "AnonymUgly the used tampon salesman from (insert proper urban city)". "Hey" said the one miner, "Why don't we beat that grey haired xxxxxx boy to help pass the time?" I guess they had enough energy in them to lump me up, but when I suggested we start digging our way out they told me they were tired and that I should do it myself. And after all of this, I was left out of the news.
I guess it just wasn't a good visual for TV to pull out a nekkidd Billy Mays look alike who has an abnormal amount of moles and dingleberries, so they just left me out of the story. The coal miners ate my sandwich and became heros while I survived on my own fecal matter and lost valuable tampon sales.
So this is my life....THIS is my life....
"All 9 Coalminers Still Alive"...Well what about the trapped tampon salesman, you xxxxing wastes of life? Apparently people in pink jumpsuits aren't to be taken seriously. There I was trapped with 9 coalminers with nothing but my sandwich, WHICH THEY STOLE. I was then stripped of my clothes and given the name "AnonymUgly the used tampon salesman from (insert proper urban city)". "Hey" said the one miner, "Why don't we beat that grey haired xxxxxx boy to help pass the time?" I guess they had enough energy in them to lump me up, but when I suggested we start digging our way out they told me they were tired and that I should do it myself. And after all of this, I was left out of the news.
I guess it just wasn't a good visual for TV to pull out a nekkidd Billy Mays look alike who has an abnormal amount of moles and dingleberries, so they just left me out of the story. The coal miners ate my sandwich and became heros while I survived on my own fecal matter and lost valuable tampon sales.
So this is my life....THIS is my life....
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