craziest thing you have ever done

[jahannam]

I duno jahannam why dont you tell us how you control your penis?

oh how cute... you don't have an answer so changing the person in the spotlight is the best way out huh?
I guess yours isn't under control either... lol
and we thought guys are tough...

[Dorobo]

lol yeah i'm changing the spotlight. One day you'll see that we are just mocking each other out of good fun. Stop taking every little attack on you so personally. No one is going to tiptoe on eggshells around you, so get used to it.

[Anonymouse]

I don't understand how hard it is for the female brain to comprehend that I had been holding my piss for a good 4 hours and 2 hours into the drive home I couldn't hold it any longer, of course due to the drinking the previous endured. So while we are driving the car naturally moves due to the raggedness of the road and an occasional bump or two, plus the gusty winds affecting the car. Now if I had to aim and pee in the bottle IN THE CAR, that was asking for quite some trouble. But then again I can't see how you'll understand now if you didn't understand before.

[jahannam]

oh yeah I take stuff so personally... I'm so pissed off at you right now I don't think i'm ever gonna forum again... 8)

[sSsflamesSs]

That's not the part we misunderstood. :P

It's the part where you peed in a bottle when you could've just peed outside, when the car was stopped, OUTSIDE OF THE CAR. Hell, you should've watered the cacti.

[Anonymouse]

That's a good question but people could have still seen me. You don't understand the situation. I was pushed in between the door, kneeling and peeing the bottle. Anything else would have made me penetrable to the laffter of the oncoming traffic, and that would have ruined my self esteem.

[jahannam]

*cracking up*
you guys r hillarious lol

[sSsflamesSs]

That's a good question but people could have still seen me. You don't understand the situation. I was pushed in between the door, kneeling and peeing the bottle. Anything else would have made me penetrable to the laffter of the oncoming traffic, and that would have ruined my self esteem.

What part of 'watering the cacti' is so hard for the male brain to comprehend? I mean, giving life is one of the most rewarding experiences. It should've boosted your self esteem more than the onlookers' laughter would have destroyed it.

[Anonymouse]

That's a good question but people could have still seen me. You don't understand the situation. I was pushed in between the door, kneeling and peeing the bottle. Anything else would have made me penetrable to the laffter of the oncoming traffic, and that would have ruined my self esteem.

What part of 'watering the cacti' is so hard for the male brain to comprehend? I mean, giving life is one of the most rewarding experiences. It should've boosted your self esteem more than the onlookers' laughter would have destroyed it.

There were no "cacti" there.

[sSsflamesSs]

OK OK, I give up. :P