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    A Tribute To Jeff Goldblum

    This thread is a tribute to the wonderful and exhilirating career of the Hollywood legend, Jeff Goldblum.



    Please post your thoughts about the highlights of this man's wonderful career.
    Achkerov kute.
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  • #2
    Jeff Goldblum built the Great Wall of China using only his bare hands and a salmon.

    Jeff Goldblum can see you all right now and he is laffing.

    He once pushed straight through the Berlin Wall, just because it was there.

    He once took a shyt and created Hawaii.

    Jeff Goldblum can spin his arms really fast and fly like a helicopter.
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3
      I hate that guy.
      this post = teh win.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Sip
        I hate that guy.
        What!? WHAT!?! He is a legend!

        He was the real life inspiration for the Greek god Hephaestus.

        He spends one day out of the week helping squirrels cross the road.

        When Jeff Goldblum gets hungry, a species goes extinct.

        Jeff Goldblum has a forum account on Armenianclub!

        Plus, he knows Powder!
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          He had ONE good moment his entire career and that was when he said: "... your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

          ... and that was it. The one and only moment he had on screen.
          this post = teh win.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sip
            He had ONE good moment his entire career and that was when he said: "... your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

            ... and that was it. The one and only moment he had on screen.
            Yea. Plus, he does the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Anonymouse
              Yea. Plus, he does the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
              mouse, I'm sure Jeff doesn't check Armenianclub.com forum, so you can stop your kissing up in the hope of getting a job as his personal assistant.
              Plus, do you really want such a job anyways? Wouldn't it be much better for you to be my personal assistant? I pay very well. 100K per anum.

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              • #8
                btw, he's a xxx. I actually typed xxx to alleviate the server's cpu's task load.
                don't kow why I was possessed to mention it, but it seems to be a popular AC forum buzzword.
                Last edited by karoaper; 08-10-2005, 04:48 AM.

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                • #9
                  Isn't that the guy who is usually typecast as a xxxish scientist in most of his movies?

                  Plus he saved the world together with the Fresh Prince. xxxish brainpower coupled with black menial work does miracles.

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                  • #10
                    He does look prettier after he got his nosejob:

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