A Tribute To Jeff Goldblum

[karoaper]

This one time......I was pooping....at home......and I looked out the window.....and I sware I saw Jeff Goldblum up in a tree......watching me poop! He had a really big grin on his face........once I finished.....I hurried outside to see what the xxxx his problem was......but he went running down the street leaving a trail of toilet paper behind. I followed the trail of toilet paper to a remote little shack......just behind old man dingo's house. I looked through the window.......ONLY TO SEE!!!!! Jeff Goldblum himself TAKIN A POOP! To this day.....I have no vision, and no sense of smell. Please help me GOD! DAMN IT GGGGOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDDDBLLLLUUUUUMMMMM!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unable to poop within 10 miles of a human being,
Ryan Jacobs

http://www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com/

[Stark Evade]

Isn't that the guy who is usually typecast as a xxxish scientist in most of his movies?

Plus he saved the world together with the Fresh Prince. xxxish brainpower coupled with black menial work does miracles.

Not only is he typecast that way but he has to mention how great Einstein is everytime he has that type of role. It's annoying.

[Nemesis]

Triibute? Did he die?

[One-Way]

How about a tribute to me? Not yet?

[TomServo]

He was also in The Big Chill. Married for three to Geena Davis, then divorced.