This one time......I was pooping....at home......and I looked out the window.....and I sware I saw Jeff Goldblum up in a tree......watching me poop! He had a really big grin on his face........once I finished.....I hurried outside to see what the xxxx his problem was......but he went running down the street leaving a trail of toilet paper behind. I followed the trail of toilet paper to a remote little shack......just behind old man dingo's house. I looked through the window.......ONLY TO SEE!!!!! Jeff Goldblum himself TAKIN A POOP! To this day.....I have no vision, and no sense of smell. Please help me GOD! DAMN IT GGGGOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDDDBLLLLUUUUUMMMMM!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unable to poop within 10 miles of a human being,
Ryan Jacobs
Unable to poop within 10 miles of a human being,
Ryan Jacobs
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