Jeopardy

[Anonymouse]

Obscure classical music references for total world domination for 1000 Alex.

[jahannam]

what is blah blah blah??

[Anonymouse]

Alex - "This 1764 novel includes references to a phenomenon known as rapid eye movement and a concession with the victor."

Anonymouse - What is "going to sleep", Alex.

Alex - Correct.

[sSsflamesSs]

Ding ding ding, Jahannam wins the game.

[Anonymouse]

I'll take "xxxxing Retards" for 400 please, Alex.

[jahannam]

Alex: This occupation requires lots of retail and attaching string to cotton experience...
Anonymouse: accounting
Alex: that is incorrect. Jahannam?
Jahannam: Tampon sales
Alex: correct

[Anonymouse]

Tampon sales?

My dear, you and Alex must be fullo xxxx. I'm the mild mannered TAMPON SALESMAN, and what that involves is going door to door and advertising my used tampons which I collect from dumpsters.

That is all. I don't attach strings to cottons.

[jahannam]

but did you see the word USED anywhere in the answer?
HA
that's what I thought
you ssstupiddd used tamponnn salesspersonn

[Anonymouse]

Your point? I explained what the position actually meant, not what you want it to mean.

[jahannam]

whatsup with the new signature?
are you tryin to convince us that you think money sux?
nice try... but there is no such person... at least not on earth..