Ankap - Angry at the Mayans for a false prediction? POST YOUR GRIEVANCES HERE!

[seruven]

Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

Teacher.

What do you teach and to whom?
I hope nothing about nutrition? .)

[gmd]

Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

THE NINE SATANIC STATEMENTS

1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic
vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual
development", has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or
emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!

[gmd]

Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

Maybe deep down inside we are all satanists.

[MrHyeSev]

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Not really gmd

[Anonymouse]

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Not really gmd

The first sign of Satanism is denial!

[gmd]

Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

Pepsi you indulged in your need to respond to me. If you read all 9 you may see how most people follow these rules far more then the 10 commandments.

THE NINE SATANIC STATEMENTS

1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic
vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual
development", has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or
emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!

[yerazhishda]

Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

The first sign of Anton LaVey is complete retard/manipulator/cult-leader/plagiarist.

[gmd]

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The first sign of Anton LaVey is complete retard/manipulator/cult-leader/plagiarist.

All prophets are misunderstood in their own time.

[crusader1492]

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All prophets are misunderstood in their own time.

Is George Bush a prophet?

[One-Way]

Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

If I have a party, how many SoCal members from here would come?