Ankap - Angry at the Mayans for a false prediction? POST YOUR GRIEVANCES HERE!

[karoaper]

Inspired by Bejug's good news, I will post my own.

I had seen it online a few days earlier, but a letter I got today confirmed it. I got accepted to the McGill Faculty of Law.

Paron Dants,
I need help. I know you're an academic, but still. There's this chick in my town. We went out a couple of times. Now she's pregnant. She thinks it's my baby. I think she's right. What can I do? PLEASE HELP!!!!!!

[thedebutante]

isn't Dants like 12? haha, anyway. looks like karoaper is gonna be setting some money aside for child support.

[karoaper]

isn't Dants like 12? haha, anyway. looks like karoaper is gonna be setting some money aside for child support.

Sadly, I'm only 12 too.
MERA ARA MERA.

[thedebutante]

nope. you're an old guy.

[Anonymouse]

nope. you're an old guy.

Coooooooooooooookie!

[Anonymouse]

Apparently the toilet paper in me bathroom has run out and needs to be refilled. The tragedy!

[karoaper]

isn't Dants like 12? haha, anyway. looks like karoaper is gonna be setting some money aside for child support.

Listen, I just had an AMAZING IDEA.
It's called Child Insurance. You pay a 6 month premium. And then, if God forbid, your condom breaks and you receive the gift of an unwanted child, we'll take care of the alimony payments for you.
Brilliant!!!!

[thedebutante]

now the poor bastard is sure to love this world

[Anonymouse]

now the poor bastard is sure to love this world

Little giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!

[thedebutante]

stop it or i'll leave forever