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  • Originally posted by Diar Dants
    Inspired by Bejug's good news, I will post my own.

    I had seen it online a few days earlier, but a letter I got today confirmed it. I got accepted to the McGill Faculty of Law.
    Paron Dants,
    I need help. I know you're an academic, but still. There's this chick in my town. We went out a couple of times. Now she's pregnant. She thinks it's my baby. I think she's right. What can I do? PLEASE HELP!!!!!!
    Last edited by karoaper; 06-16-2005, 11:17 PM.

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    • isn't Dants like 12? haha, anyway. looks like karoaper is gonna be setting some money aside for child support.

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      • Originally posted by thedebutante
        isn't Dants like 12? haha, anyway. looks like karoaper is gonna be setting some money aside for child support.
        Sadly, I'm only 12 too.
        MERA ARA MERA.

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        • nope. you're an old guy.

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          • Originally posted by thedebutante
            nope. you're an old guy.
            Coooooooooooooookie!
            Achkerov kute.

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            • Apparently the toilet paper in me bathroom has run out and needs to be refilled. The tragedy!
              Achkerov kute.

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              • Originally posted by thedebutante
                isn't Dants like 12? haha, anyway. looks like karoaper is gonna be setting some money aside for child support.
                Listen, I just had an AMAZING IDEA.
                It's called Child Insurance. You pay a 6 month premium. And then, if God forbid, your condom breaks and you receive the gift of an unwanted child, we'll take care of the alimony payments for you.
                Brilliant!!!!

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                • now the poor bastard is sure to love this world

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                  • Originally posted by thedebutante
                    now the poor bastard is sure to love this world
                    Little giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!
                    Achkerov kute.

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                    • stop it or i'll leave forever

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