Ankap - Angry at the Mayans for a false prediction? POST YOUR GRIEVANCES HERE!

[Muhaha]

Re: Ankap - Let's help end the world. Who's in?

I invited One-Way to a round of fellatio last night but he left the chat pronto. Probably shy.

[Anonymouse]

Re: Ankap - Let's find us some concubines!



I have been searching for concubines and have been puzzled by the paucity of them in recent times.

Looking for a concubine of preferably 18, who cooks, cleans and shuts up. What are some things you guys look for when seeking concubines?

[Anonymouse]

Re: Ankap - Let's find us some concubines!

A concubine is generally a woman in an ongoing, matrimonial-like relationship with a man, whom she cannot marry for a specific reason. The reason may be because she is of lower social rank than the man or because the man is already married. Generally, only men of high economic and social status have concubines. Many historical rulers maintained concubines as well as wives.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concubinage

[Anonymouse]

Re: Ankap - Let's find us some concubines!

I was thinking of invading Laguna Beach and snatching me some concubines!

[Anonymouse]

Re: Ankap - Let's find us some concubines!

Con - cue - bine.

Like por-cu-pine.

Not por - key - pine.

Not con - key bine.

Do you have conkeybines? No but we have concubines!

[Anonymouse]

Re: Ankap - Let's find us some concubines!

What would you do if on your 18th birthday your uncle brought forth as a gift a concubine to your doorstep and you found out she was born into concubinage?

Eddo does not like Muslims (as evidenced here) and it follows he will not marry Muslim women. However, there is no reason for him not to have Muslim women as concubines!

[jgk3]

Re: Ankap - Let's find us some concubines!

What would you do if on your 18th birthday your uncle brought forth as a gift a concubine to your doorstep and you found out she was born into concubinage?

how old is this concubine?

[Eddo211]

Re: Ankap - Let's find us some concubines!

Doghtareh Irooni Takeh......Persian girls are one of the kind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQPuwYZb-7g

By Vigen, God bless his soul.

[Anonymouse]

Re: Ankap - Let's find us some concubines!

how old is this concubine?

She would have just had her sweet 16 years of concubinage!

[Anonymouse]

Re: Ankap - Let's find us some concubines!

Doghtareh Irooni Takeh......Persian girls are one of the kind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQPuwYZb-7g

By Vigen, God bless his soul.

Excuse me sir - this isn't the post your favorite singer thread. This is about concubines! Now pick a concubine dammit!