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Re: Ankap - Eat lots of soujoukh, then go to different bathrooms and urinate profusel
One day, an alien arrived on Earth and smelled Soujoukh everywhere on humans, because all humans ate soujoukh. He/she/it covered his/her/its nose and coughed, "omfg, these humans smell awful, not even my mother's xxxx, which spews forth 1000 baby aliens each day, smells this bad." But the alien was sent on a mission to find out what humans did: how they behaved, reproduced, and most importantly, ate. So hsi (he/she/it) entered a restaurant and found hairy Caucasian men wearing golden crosses and rings serving meals, among which was the smelly substance. When the alien asked what was on the menu, the attendant answered, "Oh, do you know what Armenian food is?" The alien replied, "No, and I'm here to learn about human food".
"Human food? Haha, ok have some soujoukh then".
"Ok."
So the alien was offered soujoukh, and hsi was pleased to find that it was not so smelly, like what hsi was smelling all around him. Believing hsi had avoided his worst nightmare, hsi gobbled it up.
Later hsi did not smell the humans horrid smell anymore, and actually fit in human society a bit better than before. Believing this was some sort of miracle food for fitting in with humans, hsi very happily bought 2 kilos of it to return with him to hsis home for future missions to Earth.
One day, an alien arrived on Earth and smelled Soujoukh everywhere on humans, because all humans ate soujoukh. He/she/it covered his/her/its nose and coughed, "omfg, these humans smell awful, not even my mother's xxxx, which spews forth 1000 baby aliens each day, smells this bad." But the alien was sent on a mission to find out what humans did: how they behaved, reproduced, and most importantly, ate. So hsi (he/she/it) entered a restaurant and found hairy Caucasian men wearing golden crosses and rings serving meals, among which was the smelly substance. When the alien asked what was on the menu, the attendant answered, "Oh, do you know what Armenian food is?" The alien replied, "No, and I'm here to learn about human food".
"Human food? Haha, ok have some soujoukh then".
"Ok."
So the alien was offered soujoukh, and hsi was pleased to find that it was not so smelly, like what hsi was smelling all around him. Believing hsi had avoided his worst nightmare, hsi gobbled it up.
Later hsi did not smell the humans horrid smell anymore, and actually fit in human society a bit better than before. Believing this was some sort of miracle food for fitting in with humans, hsi very happily bought 2 kilos of it to return with him to hsis home for future missions to Earth.
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