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  • #2351

    I WANT A GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #2352
      Originally posted by TomServo
      Yeah, leave me alone.
      So you can mastirbate.
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #2353
        Hey I have the funniest joke evar!

        Q:What's the best brand of soap?

        A: DOVE!
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #2354
          so many hidden undertones.

          this should be called the suggestive thread

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          • #2355
            Actually the best soap is Dial.
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #2356
              Jail Break

              A man escapes from prison, where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into
              a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He
              orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl
              to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
              goes into the bathroom.

              While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an
              escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
              jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If
              he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
              Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
              very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I
              love you." His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
              whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
              asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
              strong honey. I love you too!"

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              • #2357
                Originally posted by thedebutante
                why dont i humor you.

                i'm completely clueless. i mean, of course you werent talking about us. how silly can we be mousey.
                Originally posted by Anonymouse
                All I said was your logic astounds me. I mean it seriously does. You used the "My post wasn't directed to anyone specifically" tactic by not stating things explicitly. That is clever. Really.
                Both of you are WAY too defensive. For a pair who loves to proclaim how sarcastic they are being, left and right, it sure sounds like you wouldn't know a joke if it hit you head on at a 100mph.
                The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                • #2358
                  yup that's the soap mousey uses to scrub my back.

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                  • #2359
                    Originally posted by Anonymouse
                    So you can mastirbate.

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                    • #2360
                      Originally posted by ckBejug
                      Both of you are WAY too defensive. For a pair who loves to proclaim how sarcastic they are being, left and right, it sure sounds like you wouldn't know a joke if it hit you head on at a 100mph.
                      ummm, duh! now can you just imagine a convo between mouse and deb?

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