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Ankap - Angry at the Mayans for a false prediction? POST YOUR GRIEVANCES HERE!
I was kinda kidding about the second part hhehehe I dont play games online, so I dont know these things. I only play cards online. Spades and euchre - so fun!
lol ok I lied, it's not an arcade game
Traffic school is when you get a ticket and you take traffic school so it won't go on your record, very boring and time-consuming...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break
down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the
shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic,
however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
i drank soke mixed with beer for the first time tonight. was out for several ours and than drank a gallon of water when i woke up. why do i write all this? because this is the ankap thread, i can post whatewer i want!
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