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  • #3351
    Originally posted by karoaper
    I'm serious, in fact it is said that she told the white lady "Ai eshi kurag, Rhomi Pap nes inch nes vor nstaran@ kez tam"
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    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3352
      Why don't people dress up as Santa for Halloween? It would be very economical since you would use one costume for two occasions.
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #3353
        This joke made me laff out loud. lol.
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        Are you ready for the a hippie, a nun, and a bus driver?
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        Are you suuuuuuure?
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        Well, here it is.
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        Ha Ha I'm kidding but no really here it is.
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        A hippie, a nun, and a bus driver


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        Haha a little more you can do it!

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        Just a little more
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        Aren't you proud you came this far? Keep going!

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        One day this hippie was on a bus and saw a nun. He went up to her and said "come on, have sex with me." She said "no, that would be against my religion!" The nun got off the bus at the church. The bus driver, who had overheard the conversation, told the hippie to dress up as someone else, go into the church, and ask her again.

        The next day the hippie got high and dressed up as someone else. He saw the nun in the church praying and asked her to have sex with him. She said "o.k., but you have to do me in the butt so I won't lose my virginity." They did it, and afterwards the hippie pulled off his mask and said "ha ha, I'm the hippie." Then the nun pulled off her mask and said "ha ha, I'm the bus driver."
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #3354
          ^ Lmaooo.

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          • #3355
            Originally posted by One-Way
            ^ Lmaooo.
            Damn, was the joke really that funny. I quit on the 3rd "... a little bit more".
            Could you paste just the joke please.

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            • #3356
              Originally posted by karoaper
              Could you paste just the joke please.
              Absolutely not!
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #3357
                Hahaha, it was pretty funny.

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                • #3358
                  Sleep is precious.
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #3359
                    I went all the way to school, and found out class was canceled. My next class wasn't for another two and a half hours and I found out my phone didn't charge overnight and it had a low battery. I came back home, decided not to go to my next class, which begins in 15 minutes. Only because I can miss it. It's Health and today is a workout day.

                    I can't go back to sleep 'cause I'm now fully awake. I shall just sit here.

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                    • #3360
                      The prodigies of GCC.
                      Achkerov kute.

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